TERRY’S MOVIE RATINGS

A Note on Terry’s Rating System (for Movies):
Many professional movie critics use a 4 Star Rating System – but Terry is not a professional (he is only an amateur). So Terry is using a 5 Star Rating System (because he finds it WAY EASIER to rate a movie out of five stars than four). Terry is pleased to brag he is using the same rating system as Mick Martin and Marsha Porter’s old movie books!
This is Terry’s actual rating system:
5 stars = A movie SO GOOD, Terry enjoyed it from start to finish (and he had no criticisms).
4.5 stars = A GOOD movie.
4 stars = A GOOD movie.
3.5 stars = A GOOD movie.
3 stars = A MEDIOCRE movie (Terry dislikes these movies – UNLESS it is an Unintentionally Hilarious film).
2.5 stars = A MEDIOCRE movie (Terry dislikes these movies).
2 stars = A SHITTY movie.
1.5 stars = A SHITTY movie.
1 star = A SHITTY movie.
0.5 stars = A SHITTY movie.
0 stars = A movie SO SHITTY, Terry found absolutely nothing to like in it.

A Note on Unintentionally Hilarious Movies:
When Terry says a movie is “Unintentionally Hilarious!”, he doesn’t mean it has one or a few unintentionally hilarious moments. He means the movie must have A SHITLOAD of unintentionally hilarious moments – that frequently occur throughout the film. If Terry sees a movie that he considers unintentionally hilarious – that is a movie he loved watching. HOWEVER, Terry will NOT give an unintentionally hilarious movie a rating higher than 3 stars – because it is an ineptly made film.
Eg: Hands of Steel (1986) (starring Janet Agren) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

A Note on Movies that were Filmed with a Cast that did not Speak English Onscreen:
Terry ALMOST ALWAYS makes sure every movie he watches is in the language it was originally filmed in. So if it is a film that was filmed with a cast that were NOT speaking English, Terry tries to watch that film in the non-English language the cast were speaking (with the aid of English subtitles). Also, for these non-English Language Movies – Terry USUALLY lists the movie’s title in English, then the title (in brackets) in the film’s original language.
Eg: Abuse of Weakness (aka Abus de faiblesse)
And even though Terry’s 99% sure “Abus de faiblesse” is “Abuse of Weakness” in French, he’s not 100% certain. So for simplicity’s sake, Terry lists it in brackets as “aka Abus de faiblesse”. Terry wishes he knew more than one language – but at the same time, he doesn’t want to actually go through the hassle/work/effort of learning other languages. Oh well.

A Note on Why Some Movies Have the Year They Were Made Listed, and Others Do Not:
If Terry is unable to confirm that a movie he saw was uncut, OR if he thinks he did not see the movie in the screen format it is supposed to be in – he did not list the year for that film.
Eg: About Adam (starring Frances O’Connor) (3 stars)
About Adam was a movie Terry watched years ago on the W Movies Channel – which is a now defunct Canadian TV station, which had commercial breaks during the film. So Terry assumed About Adam had been “edited for time”, but had no way of knowing for sure. Oh well. Also,
Eg: Bigfoot (aka Big Foot) (starring Judith Jordan and Jennifer Bishop) (2.5 stars)
Terry saw the full screen version of Bigfoot – and Terry is 99% sure that is not the screen format it was supposed to be in. But he watched the film anyway, because he was WAY too eager to see the film (and unwilling to wait for a proper widescreen release). Terry puts the blame for that on Mick Martin and Marsha Porter’s hilarious movie review of Big Foot. Oh well.

The Actual Alphabetical List of Every Movie Terry has Rated (since the Year 2013):

*About Adam (starring Frances O’Connor) (3 stars)

*About Time (starring Rachel McAdams) (2.5 stars)

*Absolute Power (1997) (directed by and starring Clint Eastwood) (1.5 stars)

*Absurd (aka Horrible) (1981) (Uncut) (starring George Eastman) (2 stars)

*Absurd (aka Horrible) (1981) (Rosso sangue Alternate Italian Cut) (directed by Joe D’Amato) (2 stars)

*Abuse of Weakness (aka Abus de faiblesse) (2013) (directed by Catherine Breillat, starring Isabelle Huppert) (4 stars)

*Abyss, The (1989) (Theatrical Cut) (written and directed by James Cameron) (0.5 stars)

*Abyss, The (1989) (Special Edition) (written and directed by James Cameron) (1 star)

*Accepted (starring Justin Long and Lewis Black) (3 stars)

*Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Sean Young and Rebecca Ferratti) (4 stars)

*Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. (2009) (starring Ann Cusack) (1 star)

*Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) (starring Ian McNeice and Sophie Okonedo) (5 stars)

*Action Jackson (1988) (starring Vanity and Carl Weathers) (4.5 stars)

*Adaptation. (2002) (starring Nicolas Cage, Tilda Swinton, and Cara Seymour) (5 stars)

*Addiction, The (1995) (directed by Abel Ferrara, starring Lili Taylor) (3.5 stars)

*Adventureland (2009) (directed by Greg Mottola, starring Kristen Stewart) (4 stars)

*Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The (directed by Terry Gilliam) (5 stars)

*After Hours (1985) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Linda Fiorentino) (4.5 stars)

*Age of Innocence, The (1993) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Daniel Day-Lewis) (1 star)

*Airplane! (1980) (starring Julie Hagerty and Leslie Nielsen) (4 stars)

*Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) (directed by Ken Finkleman) (1.5 stars)

*Alexandra’s Project (starring Helen Buday) (3 stars)

*Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (1974) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (3 stars)

*Alice, Sweet Alice (aka Communion) (1976) (Uncut aka Theatrical Cut) (starring Paula E. Sheppard) (5 stars)

*Alien (1979) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Yaphet Kotto and Sigourney Weaver) (5 stars)

*Alien (1979) (Director’s Cut) (starring Veronica Cartwright) (3.5 stars)

*Alien 3 (1992) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Charles S. Dutton and Charles Dance) (1.5 stars)

*Alien 3 (1992) (Special ‘Assembly Cut’ Edition) (directed by David Fincher) (2.5 stars)

*Alien: Covenant (2017) (starring Danny McBride and Michael Fassbender) (3.5 stars)

*Alien: Resurrection (1997) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Raymond Cruz) (3.5 stars)

*Alien: Resurrection (1997) (Special Edition) (starring Kim Flowers) (3.5 stars)

*Alien: Romulus (2024) (directed by Fede Alvarez) (1.5 stars)

*Aliens (1986) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Cynthia Dale Scott) (4.5 stars)

*Aliens (1986) (Special Edition) (starring Jenette Goldstein) (4 stars)

*Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) (Unrated) (starring Steven Pasquale) (3 stars)

*Alien vs. Predator (aka AVP) (2004) (Unrated) (starring Agathe de La Boulaye) (4 stars)

*Along Came Polly (starring Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing) (2 stars)

*Altered States (1980) (directed by Ken Russell) (2.5 stars)

*Amateur (1994) (starring Isabelle Huppert, written and directed by Hal Hartley) (5 stars)

*American, The (starring George Clooney) (2 stars)

*American Mary (2012) (directed by the Soska Sisters, starring Katharine Isabelle) (4.5 stars)

*American Pie (1999) (Unrated) (starring Shannon Elizabeth and Mena Suvari) (4.5 stars)

*American Pie 2 (2001) (Unrated) (starring Denise Faye and Lisa Arturo) (3.5 stars)

*American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005) (Unrated) (starring Crystle Lightning) (1 star)

*American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) (Unrated) (starring Meghan Heffern and Ace Hicks) (3.5 stars)

*American Pie Presents: Girls’ Rules (2020) (starring Sara Rue and Madison Pettis) (3 stars)

*American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009) (Unrated) (starring Curtis Armstrong, Louisa Lytton, and Jill Teed) (2.5 stars)

*American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) (Unrated) (starring Candace Kroslak) (3.5 stars)

*American President, The (starring Michael Douglas) (2.5 stars)

*American Reunion (2012) (Unrated) (starring Alyson Hannigan and Dania Ramirez) (5 stars)

*American Sniper (2014) (starring Sienna Miller, directed by Clint Eastwood) (3.5 stars)

*American Wedding (2003) (Unrated) (starring Alyson Hannigan) (3 stars)

*Anatomy of Hell (aka Anatomie de l’enfer) (2004) (directed by Catherine Breillat) (3.5 stars)

*An Education (starring Carey Mulligan) (2 stars)

*Animal House (aka National Lampoon’s Animal House) (1978) (directed by John Landis) (2.5 stars)

*Annie Hall (1977) (starring Diane Keaton, directed by Woody Allen) (2 stars)

*Anora (2024) (starring Mikey Madison, written and directed by Sean Baker) (3.5 stars)

*Another Earth (starring Brit Marling) (4.5 stars)

*Anthropophagous 2000 (aka Man Eater 2000) (aka Cannibal 2000) (1999 remake) (directed by Andreas Schnaas) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Antropophagus (aka Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper) (aka The Beast) (1980) (Uncut) (directed by Joe D’Amato) (4 stars)

*Apocalypse Now (1979) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Marlon Brando) (4.5 stars) [NOTE: Terry’s favourite movie is the Theatrical Cut of Apocalypse Now! And yes, Terry knows he gave that cut of the movie LESS than 5 stars.]

*Apocalypse Now (1979) (Redux Cut) (starring Martin Sheen) (3 stars)

*Army of Darkness (aka Evil Dead 3: The Medieval Dead) (1992) (Director’s Cut) (starring Embeth Davidtz) (2 stars)

*Arsène Lupin (starring Eva Green and Kristin Scott Thomas) (3 stars)

*Art of Getting By, The (starring Emma Roberts) (3.5 stars)

*Audition (aka Ôdishon) (1999) (Unrated) (directed by Takashi Miike) (4 stars)

*August 32nd on Earth (aka Un 32 août sur terre) (directed by Denis Villeneuve) (3.5 stars)

*Aviator, The (2004) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Leonardo DiCaprio) (1 star)

*Away From Her (starring Gordon Pinsent, directed by Sarah Polley) (5 stars)

*Away We Go (starring Maya Rudolph) (2.5 stars)

*Baader Meinhof Complex, The (aka Der Baader Meinhof Komplex) (2008) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Alexandra Maria Lara) (5 stars)

*Babe (1995) (voiced by Christine Cavanaugh and Miriam Margolyes) (5 stars)

*Babe: Pig in the City (1998) (voiced by Elizabeth Daily and Danny Mann) (2.5 stars)

*Babymakers, The (starring Olivia Munn) (0.5 stars)

*Bachelor Party (1984) (starring Tom Hanks and Monique Gabrielle) (3.5 stars)

*Back to School (1986) (starring Rodney Dangerfield and Terry Farrell) (4 stars)

*Back to the Future (1985) (starring Lea Thompson and Claudia Wells) (5 stars)

*Back to the Future Part II (1989) (starring Lea Thompson and Elisabeth Shue) (5 stars)

*Back to the Future Part III (1990) (starring Lea Thompson and Mary Steenburgen) (3.5 stars)

*Bad Biology (directed by Frank Henenlotter, starring Tina Krause) (4 stars)

*Bad Boy Bubby (1993) (written and directed by Rolf de Heer, starring Natalie Carr) (2.5 stars)

*Bad Grandpa (aka Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa) (2013) (Unrated aka Extended Cut) (starring Johnny Knoxville) (3.5 stars)

*Bad Grandpa.5 (aka Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.5) (2013) (Unrated) (directed by Jeff Tremaine) (3.5 stars)

*Bad Lieutenant (1992) (NC-17 Cut) (starring Harvey Keitel, directed by Abel Ferrara) (5 stars)

*Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans (2009) (starring Katie Chonacas) (5 stars)

*Bad Santa (2003) (Unrated Director’s Cut NOT the Unrated Edition) (directed by Terry Zwigoff) (3.5 stars)

*Bad Santa 2 (2016) (Unrated) (starring Christina Hendricks) (2.5 stars)

*Baise-moi (aka Fuck Me) (this film is inappropriately aka Rape Me) (directed by Virginie Despentes and Coralie Trinh Thi) (4 stars)

*Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) (starring Sandrine Holt[!], Talisa Soto, and Lucy Liu) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Balls of Fury (starring Christopher Walken, George Lopez, and Maggie Q) (2.5 stars)

*Banger Sisters, The (starring Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon) (2.5 stars)

*Banshees of Inisherin, The (2022) (starring Kerry Condon) (5 stars)

*Barbarella (1968) (starring Jane Fonda) (1.5 stars)

*Barbarian Invasions, The (Les invasions barbares) (written and directed by Denys Arcand) (4 stars)

*Barb Wire (1996) (Unrated) (starring Pamela Anderson, Diane Shay, Candace Kita, and Mary Anna Reyes) (2.5 stars)

*Barney’s Version (starring Paul Giamatti) (4.5 stars)

*Based on a True Story (aka D’après une histoire vraie) (2017) (directed by Roman Polanski, starring Eva Green) (3 stars)

*Basic Instinct (1992) (Unrated aka Director’s Cut) (directed by Paul Verhoeven) (3.5 stars)

*Basket Case (1982) (Uncut) (written and directed by Frank Henenlotter, starring Terri Susan Smith) (3 stars)

*Basket Case 2 (1990) (starring Ted Sorel) (1.5 stars)

*Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992) (directed by Frank Henenlotter) (0.5 stars)

*Batman (starring Jack Nicholson and Kim Basinger) (4 stars)

*Batman, The (2022) (starring Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravitz) (4.5 stars)

*Batman Returns (starring Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer) (4.5 stars)

*Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) (Ultimate Edition) (starring Jeremy Irons) (3.5 stars)

*Battle of Algiers, The (aka La battaglia di Algeri) (1966) (starring Brahim Hadjadj) (5 stars)

*Beach, The (2000) (directed by Danny Boyle, starring Virginie Ledoyen) (1 star)

*Bear, The (1988) (96 Minute Cut) (starring Bart the Bear and Youk the Bear) (5 stars)

*Beautiful (starring Minnie Driver) (2.5 stars)

*Beautiful Girls (starring Lauren Holly and Uma Thurman) (3.5 stars)

*Beautiful Mind, A (2001) (starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly) (5 stars)

*Be Cool (2005) (starring John Travolta and Dwayne Johnson aka “The Rock”) (1.5 stars)

*Bedazzled (2000 remake) (starring Elizabeth Hurley and Frances O’Connor) (5 stars)

*Bee Movie (2007) (voiced by Jerry Seinfeld) (1 star)

*Before Midnight (2013) (directed by Richard Linklater, starring Ariane Labed) (4 stars)

*Before Sunrise (1995) (directed by Richard Linklater, starring Julie Delpy) (4 stars)

*Before Sunset (2004) (directed by Richard Linklater, starring Ethan Hawke) (5 stars)

*Being Canadian (documentary featuring Alex Trebek and Cobie Smulders) (2.5 stars)

*Believer, The (2001) (starring Ryan Gosling and Summer Phoenix) (4 stars)

*Bend It Like Beckham (2002) (starring Parminder Nagra, directed by Gurinder Chadha) (5 stars)

*Benny & Joon (1993) (starring Johnny Depp and Mary Stuart Masterson) (2 stars)

*Beowulf and Grendel (starring Sarah Polley and Gerard Butler) (4 stars)

*Best Democracy Money Can Buy, The (2016) (documentary featuring Greg Palast, Rosario Dawson, and Paul Singer) (5 stars)

*Best in Show (starring Parker Posey and Catherine O’Hara) (2 stars)

*Betrayed at 17 (starring Alexandra Paul) (3.5 stars)

*Beyond Re-Animator (2003) (directed by Brian Yuzna) (3.5 stars)

*Big (starring Tom Hanks) (4 stars)

*Bigfoot (aka Big Foot) (starring Judith Jordan and Jennifer Bishop) (2.5 stars)

*Big Lebowski, The (1998) (written and directed by the Coen Brothers) (3.5 stars)

*Big Bounce, The (starring Morgan Freeman) (3 stars)

*Big Trouble in Little China (1986) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Kim Cattrall) (3 stars)

*Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (starring Carrie Stevens, Christiane Kroll and Chelsea Turnbo) (2 stars)

*Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (starring Alan Bagh and Victorya Brandart) (1.5 stars)

*Birdemic: Shock and Terror (starring Whitney Moore) (4.5 stars)

*Birds, The (1963) (starring Suzanne Pleshette, directed by Alfred Hitchcock) (3.5 stars)

*Birds II: Land’s End, The (1994) (directed by Alan Smithee aka Rick Rosenthal) (1.5 stars)

*Black Panthers: Vanguard of the Revolution, The (documentary featuring Bobby Seale) (5 stars)

*Black Power Mixtape: 1967-1975, The (documentary featuring Elaine Brown) (5 stars)

*Black Sunday (aka La maschera del demonio) (directed by Mario Bava, starring Barbara Steele) (4 stars)

*Bleading Lady (aka Star Vehicle) (2010) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (written and directed by Ryan Nicholson, starring Erindera Farga and Dan Ellis) (3.5 stars)

*Blood Feast (1963) (Uncut) (directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis) (2.5 stars)

*Bloody Birthday (1981) (starring Julie Brown) (2 stars)

*Blue Velvet (1986) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by David Lynch) (2 stars)

*Boat Trip (2002) (Unrated) (starring Horatio Sanz and Roselyn Sanchez) (3.5 stars)

*Bone (1972) (directed by Larry Cohen, starring Yaphet Kotto) (3 stars)

*Boondock Saints, The (1999) (Director’s Cut) (written and directed by Troy Duffy) (1 star)

*Boxcar Bertha (1972) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Barbara Hershey) (3 stars)

*Boys and Girls (2000) (starring Claire Forlani and Alyson Hannigan) (3.5 stars)

*Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) (starring Chuck Norris and Miki Kim) (1 star)

*Brain Damage (1988) (Uncut) (written and directed by Frank Henenlotter) (4 stars)

*Braveheart (1995) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Catherine McCormack) (5 stars)

*Breaking the Waves (1996) (Director’s Cut) (starring Emily Watson, directed by Lars von Trier) (1.5 stars)

*Bride of Re-Animator (1990) (directed by Brian Yuzna) (4 stars)

*Bridesmaids (starring Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph) (4.5 stars)

*Bride Wars (starring Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson) (0.5 stars)

*Brief Crossing (aka Brève traversée) (2001) (written and directed by Catherine Breillat) (4 stars)

*Bringing Out the Dead (1999) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (5 stars)

*Broadway Danny Rose (1984) (written, directed by, and starring Woody Allen) (1 star)

*Brood, The (1979) (written and directed by David Cronenberg) (4 stars)

*Brothers Grimm, The (directed by Terry Gilliam, starring Lena Headey) (1.5 stars)

*Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) (starring Kristy Swanson, written by Joss Whedon) (1.5 stars)

*Bug (2006) (directed by William Friedkin, starring Ashley Judd) (5 stars)

*Bugonia (2025 remake) (directed by Yorgos Lanthimos, starring Emma Stone) (4 stars)

*Bunny the Killer Thing (starring Veera W. Vilo) (3 stars)

*Burial Ground (aka The Nights of Terror) (aka Le notti del terrore) (1981) (starring Mariangela Giordano) (3.5 stars)

*Burn After Reading (2008) (written and directed by the Coen Brothers) (4 stars)

*Burning Moon, The (1992) (Uncut) (written, directed by, and starring Olaf Ittenbach) (3.5 stars)

*Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The (aka Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari) (1920) (directed by Robert Wiene) (3.5 stars)

*Cabin Fever (2002) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (directed by and starring Eli Roth) (4 stars)

*Cabin Fever (2016 Remake) (directed by Travis Zariwny) (1.5 stars)

*Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009) (directed by Ti West) (2 stars)

*Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero (2014) (Uncut[?]) (starring Jillian Murray) (2 stars)

*Caché (2005) (starring Juliette Binoche and Daniel Auteuil) (5 stars)

*Caligula (1979) (Uncut) (starring Helen Mirren and Teresa Ann Savoy) (1 star)

*Cannibal ferox (aka Make Them Die Slowly) (1981) (Uncut) (written and directed by Umberto Lenzi) (3 stars)

*Can’t Hardly Wait (1998) (starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, and Chris Owen) (5 stars)

*Cape Fear (1991 remake) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (3 stars)

*Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) (documentary featuring Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Wallace Shawn, written and directed by Michael Moore) (3.5 stars)

*Carnal Innocence (starring Gabrielle Anwar) (2 stars)

*Carne (written and directed by Gaspar Noé, starring Philippe Nahon) (4.5 stars)

*Carnival of Souls (1962) (Director’s Cut[?]) (starring Candace Hilligoss) (3.5 stars)

*Cas & Dylan (starring Tatiana Maslany and Richard Dreyfuss) (3.5 stars)

*Cashback (written and directed by Sean Ellis) (5 stars)

*Casino (1995) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (4.5 stars)

*Casino Royale (2006 remake) (starring Eva Green and Jeffrey Wright) (3.5 stars)

*Celeste and Jesse Forever (starring Rashida Jones and Emma Roberts) (3 stars)

*Celtic Woman 20: 20th Anniversary Show (2024) (concert featuring Celtic Woman) (4 stars)

*Cemetery Man (aka Dellamorte dellamore) (1994) (directed by Michele Soavi) (4 stars)

*Centurion (2010) (written and directed by Neil Marshall) (4 stars)

*Chairman of the Board (starring Carrot Top and Larry Miller) (4 stars)

*Change-Up, The (2011) (Unrated) (starring Leslie Mann and Olivia Wilde) (2 stars)

*Cheerleader Camp (1988) (starring Lucinda Dickey and Betsy Russell) (3.5 stars)

*Child’s Play (2019 remake) (starring Aubrey Plaza) (3 stars)

*Chloe (directed by Atom Egoyan, starring Amanda Seyfried) (3.5 stars)

*Christmas Island (starring Lauren Hammersley) (1.5 stars)

*Christmas Note, The (starring Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Lynda Boyd) (0.5 stars)

*Christmas Melody, A (starring Lacey Chabert) (1 star)

*Christmas with the Kranks (starring Jamie Lee Curtis) (3 stars)

*Chungking Express (aka Chung Hing sam lam) (1994) (written and directed by Wong Kar-Wai) (4 stars)

*Churchill’s Secret (starring Michael Gambon and Tara Fitzgerald) (2.5 stars)

*Circle of Friends (starring Julie Benz) (1 star)

*Citizen Kane (1941) (directed by and starring Orson Welles) (4 stars)

*City of Angels (starring Nicolas Cage and Andre Braugher) (3 stars)

*Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer (documentary featuring Eliot Spitzer) (5 stars)

*Clockwork Orange, A (1971) (starring Malcolm McDowell and Richard Connaught) (4.5 stars)

*Closer (2004) (starring Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman) (4 stars)

*Coco avant Chanel (starring Audrey Tautou) (4 stars)

*Code 46 (2003) (directed by Michael Winterbottom, starring Archie Panjabi) (2 stars)

*Cold, The (aka The Game) (directed by Bill Rebane) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Color of Money, The (1986) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Paul Newman) (3.5 stars)

*Color of Rain, The (starring Lacey Chabert) (1 star)

*Colors (1988) (Unrated) (directed by Dennis Hopper, starring Robert Duvall) (2 stars)

*Combat Shock (1984) (Director’s Cut) (written and directed by Buddy Giovinazzo) (3 stars)

*Come and See (aka Idi i smotri) (1985) (starring Aleksey Kravchenko and Tatyana Shestakova) (4 stars)

*Comebacks, The (aka Sports Movie) (2007) (Unrated) (starring Noureen DeWulf) (3.5 stars)

*Commando (1985) (Director’s Cut) (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, and Bill Duke) (4.5 stars)

*Control (2007) (starring Alexandra Maria Lara and Sam Riley) (2.5 stars)

*Corpse Fucking Art (1992) (documentary featuring Monika M.) (5 stars)

*Cosmopolis (directed by David Cronenberg, starring Juliette Binoche) (5 stars)

*Crank (starring Jason Statham) (4 stars)

*Crank: High Voltage (starring Jason Statham) (4.5 stars)

*Crash (1996) (NC-17 Cut) (directed by David Cronenberg) (3 stars)

*Crazies, The (1973) (directed by George A. Romero, starring Lynn Lowry) (3 stars)

*Crazies, The (2010 remake) (starring Timothy Olyphant) (3 stars)

*Crazy Rich Asians (2018) (starring Jing Lusi, Awkwafina, and Michelle Yeoh) (2 stars)

*Crimes of the Future (1970) (written and directed by David Cronenberg) (3 stars)

*Crying Game, The (1992) (starring Miranda Richardson and Stephen Rea) (5 stars)

*Cube (1997) (starring Nicole de Boer) (4.5 stars)

*Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) (starring Kari Matchett and Lindsey Connell) (3.5 stars)

*Cube Zero (2004) (written and directed by Ernie Barbarash) (4 stars)

*Cul-de-sac (1966) (directed by Roman Polanski, starring Donald Pleasence) (3 stars)

*Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The (2008) (starring Cate Blanchett) (3 stars)

*Cut and Run (1984) (Unrated) (directed by Ruggero Deodato) (2.5 stars)

*Cyrus (starring Jonah Hill and Marisa Tomei) (4 stars)

*Damage (1992) (starring Juliette Binoche and Miranda Richardson) (1.5 stars)

*Dancing at Lughnasa (1998) (starring Catherine McCormack and Meryl Streep) (1.5 stars)

*Dangerous Beauty (1998) (starring Catherine McCormack) (2.5 stars)

*Dangerous Method, A (2011) (directed by David Cronenberg) (4 stars)

*Dan in Real Life (starring Juliette Binoche) (2 stars)

*Dark and Stormy Night (2009) (written and directed by Larry Blamire) (5 stars)

*Darkest Hour, The (starring Olivia Thirlby) (2.5 stars)

*Dark Knight Rises, The (2012) (starring Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy) (2.5 stars)

*Darkman (1990) (directed by Sam Raimi, starring Liam Neeson) (4 stars)

*Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995) (starring Renée O’Connor) (2.5 stars)

*Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996) (starring Roxann Dawson) (2.5 stars)

*Darkness (aka Leif Jonker’s Darkness) (1993) (Original Release Version) (starring Gary Miller) (3.5 stars)

*Darkness (aka Leif Jonker’s Darkness) (1993) (The Vampire Version aka Director’s Cut aka Extended Cut) (written, directed by, and starring Leif Jonker) (4.5 stars)

*Dark Shadows (2012) (directed by Tim Burton, starring Eva Green) (1 star)

*Das Boot (1981) (Director’s Cut) (starring Jürgen Prochnow) (5 stars)

*Dawn of the Dead (1978) (US Theatrical Cut) (starring James A. Baffico) (2.5 stars)

*Dawn of the Dead (1978) (Cannes Extended Cut) (starring Ken Foree) (4.5 stars)

*Dawn of the Dead (1978) (Zombi Cut aka Dario Argento’s European Version) (written and directed by George A. Romero) (3.5 stars)

*Dawn of the Dead (2004 remake) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Tom Savini, Scott H. Reiniger, and Kim Poirier) (5 stars)

*Day of the Beast, The (aka El día de la bestia) (1995) (directed by Álex de la Iglesia, starring Maria Grazia Cucinotta) (2 stars)

*Day of the Dead (1985) (Unrated) (written and directed by George A. Romero, starring Lori Cardille) (2.5 stars)

*Day the Country Died: A History of Anarcho-Punk, 1980-1984, The (2007) (documentary featuring Penny Rimbaud) (4 stars)

*Deadbeat at Dawn (1988) (written, directed by, and starring Jim Van Bebber) (4.5 stars)

*Dead Fish (2005) (starring Gary Oldman and Robert Carlyle) (1 star)

*Deadgirl (2008) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Candice Accola/King) (5 stars)

*Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009) (starring the Soska Sisters) (4.5 stars)

*Dead Kennedys: DMPO’s on Broadway (1985) (concert featuring the Dead Kennedys) (5 stars)

*Dead Kennedys: The Early Years (1987) (concerts featuring the Dead Kennedys) (5 stars)

*Deadly Adoption, A (starring Will Ferrell and Jessica Lowndes) (3 stars)

*Dead or Alive (aka Dead or Alive: Hanzaisha) (1999) (directed by Takashi Miike) (3.5 stars)

*Deadpool (2016) (starring Morena Baccarin and Gina Carano) (2.5 stars)

*Deadpool 2 (2018) (Super Duper Cut) (starring Zazie Beetz) (3.5 stars)

*Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) (starring Emma Corrin and Jennifer Garner) (4 stars)

*Dead Presidents (1995) (starring Larenz Tate, Keith David, and N’Bushe Wright) (5 stars)

*Dead Right (1993) (written and directed by Edgar Wright) (2.5 stars)

*Dead Ringers (1988) (directed by David Cronenberg) (3.5 stars)

*Dead Zone, The (1983) (directed by David Cronenberg) (3.5 stars)

*Death at a Funeral (starring Chris Rock, Keith David and Peter Dinklage) (1 star)

*Deathdream (aka Dead of Night) (1974) (directed by Bob Clark) (4 stars)

*Death Proof (2007) (International Cut) (starring Vanessa Ferlito, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Kurt Russell) (4 stars)

*December Bride, A (starring Jessica Lowndes) (3.5 stars)

*Decline of the American Empire, The (aka Le déclin de l’empire américain) (1986) (directed by Denys Arcand) (4 stars)

*Deer Hunter, The (1978) (starring Robert De Niro and Meryl Streep) (5 stars)

*DEFCON-4 (1985) (starring Kate Lynch and Maury Chaykin) (3 stars)

*Defendor (2009) (starring Lisa Ray, Sandra Oh, and Kat Dennings) (5 stars)

*Definitely, Maybe (2008) (starring Liane Balaban and Annie Parisse) (4 stars)

*Delirium (1979) (starring Letty Garris and Debi Chaney) (2 stars)

*Demon, The (1981) (written and directed by Percival Rubens, starring Zoli Marki) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Departed, The (starring Jack Nicholson and Vera Farmiga) (4 stars)

*Der Todesking (aka The Death King) (1992) (directed by Jörg Buttgereit) (5 stars)

*Descent, The (2005) (Original Unrated Cut) (starring Nora-Jane Noone) (4.5 stars)

*Descent: Part 2, The (2009) (starring Anna Skellern and Gavan O’Herlihy) (4.5 stars)

*Desperado (1995) (starring Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas) (3 stars)

*Detention (2011) (starring Dane Cook and Shanley Caswell) (5 stars)

*Devils, The (starring Vanessa Redgrave and Oliver Reed) (4.5 stars)

*Devil’s Rejects, The (2005) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Sid Haig) (4 stars)

*Die Another Day (starring Rick Yune) (3 stars)

*Die Hard (1988) (starring Reginald VelJohnson and Bonnie Bedelia) (4 stars)

*Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) (starring William Sadler and Dennis Franz) (3.5 stars)

*Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) (directed by John McTiernan) (2 stars)

*Dirty Deeds (starring Lacey Chabert) (3 stars)

*Dirty Grandpa (2016) (Unrated) (starring Robert De Niro, Zoey Deutch, and Aubrey Plaza) (3.5 stars)

*Dirty Like an Angel (aka Sale comme un ange) (1991) (written and directed by Catherine Breillat) (4 stars)

*Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (starring Michael Caine and Glenne Headly) (4 stars)

*Django Unchained (2012) (starring Christoph Waltz and Amber Tamblyn) (3.5 stars)

*Dogfight (1991) (starring Lili Taylor) (4.5 stars)

*Dolls (1986) (directed by Stuart Gordon, starring Carolyn Purdy-Gordon) (4.5 stars)

*Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) (starring Clara Bellar) (2 stars)

*Don Jon (2013) (written, directed by, and starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt) (4 stars)

*Donnie Darko (2001) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Jake Gyllenhaal) (5 stars)

*Donnie Darko (2001) (Director’s Cut) (starring Jena Malone) (5 stars)

*Do Not Resist (documentary directed by Craig Atkinson) (5 stars)

*Don’t Go in the Woods… Alone! (aka Don’t Go in the Woods) (1981) (directed by James Bryan) (4.5 stars)

*Don’t Look Now (1973) (starring Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland) (2.5 stars)

*Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984) (starring Caroline Munro) (2.5 stars)

*Don’t Torture a Duckling (aka Non si sevizia un paperino) (1972) (directed by Lucio Fulci, starring Florinda Bolkan and Barbara Bouchet) (3 stars)

*Doom Asylum (1988) (starring Kristin Davis and Patty Mullen) (3 stars)

*Dorm That Dripped Blood, The (aka Death Dorm) (aka Pranks) (1982) (starring Laurie Lapinski) (3 stars)

*Do the Right Thing (1989) (written, directed by, and starring Spike Lee) (5 stars)

*Double Down (2005) (written, directed by, and starring Neil Breen) (4 stars)

*Downfall (aka Der Untergang) (starring Bruno Ganz and Alexandra Maria Lara) (5 stars)

*Down to You (starring Selma Blair) (0.5 stars)

*Dr. Caligari (1989) (starring Madeleine Reynal and Laura Albert) (5 stars)

*Drugstore Cowboy (1989) (starring Matt Dillon, William S. Burroughs, and Kelly Lynch, directed by Gus Van Sant) (2.5 stars)

*Dude, Where’s My Car? (starring Jennifer Garner) (3.5 stars)

*Dude, Where’s the Party? (aka Where’s the Party Yaar?) (2003) (starring Kal Penn) (1.5 stars)

*Dumb and Dumber (1994) (Unrated) (starring Mike Starr and Lauren Holly) (5 stars)

*Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) (starring Cheri Oteri) (1 star)

*Dumb and Dumber To (2014) (starring Rachel Melvin and Cam Neely) (4 stars)

*East, The (2013) (starring Brit Marling, directed by Zal Batmanglij) (4 stars)

*Eastern Promises (2007) (starring Viggo Mortensen, directed by David Cronenberg) (4 stars)

*Easy A (2010) (starring Emma Stone) (1 star)

*Easy Money (1983) (starring Rodney Dangerfield and Jennifer Jason Leigh) (3.5 stars)

*Eat Drink Man Woman (aka Yin shi nan nu) (directed by Ang Lee) (2 stars)

*Ed Wood (starring Johnny Depp, directed by Tim Burton) (4 stars)

*Election (1999) (starring Molly Hagan and Frankie Ingrassia) (5 stars)

*Elektra Luxx (starring Carla Gugino and Emmanuelle Chriqui) (3 stars)

*Elephant Man, The (directed by David Lynch, starring John Hurt) (5 stars)

*Elf (starring Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel) (4 stars)

*Ella Enchanted (2004) (starring Anne Hathaway, directed by Tommy O’Haver) (1.5 stars)

*El Mariachi (1992) (directed by Robert Rodriguez) (4 stars)

*Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) (starring Cassandra Peterson) (3 stars)

*Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001) (starring Cassandra Peterson) (2.5 stars)

*Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (aka Emanuelle e gli ultimi cannibali) (aka Trap Them and Kill Them) (1977) (Uncut) (starring Laura Gemser and Nieves Navarro) (3.5 stars)

*Emanuelle in America (1977) (Uncut) (starring Laura Gemser) (2.5 stars)

*English Patient, The (1996) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Anthony Minghella) (1.5 stars)

*Enough (starring Jennifer Lopez) (0.5 stars)

*Enter the Dragon (1973) (Uncut) (starring Bruce Lee and John Saxon) (2 stars)

*Eraser (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Vanessa Williams) (3 stars)

*Eraserhead (1977) (written and directed by David Lynch, starring Judith Roberts) (4 stars)

*Eroticist, The (aka Nonostante le apparenze… e purchè la nazione non lo sappia… all’onorevole piacciono le donne) (1972) (directed by Lucio Fulci) (3 stars)

*Escape from L.A. (1996) (starring Kurt Russell and Pam Grier) (2.5 stars)

*Escape from New York (1981) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by John Carpenter) (3.5 stars)

*Escape from the Newsroom (2002) (written, directed by, and starring Ken Finkleman) (3.5 stars)

*Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) (directed by Michel Gondry, starring Kate Winslet) (4 stars)

*E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Dee Wallace) (3.5 stars)

*Euphoria (2017) (starring Eva Green and Alicia Vikander) (2.5 stars)

*EuroTrip (2004) (Unrated) (starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Lucy Lawless) (3 stars)

*Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) (starring Michelle Yeoh, Stephanie Hsu, and Ke Huy Quan) (5 stars)

*Evil Dead (2013) (Unrated) (directed by Fede Alvarez) (2.5 stars)

*Evil Dead, The (1981) (Uncut) (starring Bruce Campbell and Ellen Sandweiss) (4 stars)

*Evil Dead II (aka Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn) (1987) (Unrated) (directed by Sam Raimi) (3 stars)

*Evil Dead Rise (2023) (written and directed by Lee Cronin, starring Alyssa Sutherland) (3.5 stars)

*Evil Dead Trap (aka Shiryô no wana) (1988) (directed by Toshiharu Ikeda) (2 stars)

*Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki (aka Shiryô no wana 2: Hideki) (1992) (starring Rie Kondoh) (3.5 stars)

*eXistenZ (1999) (starring Jennifer Jason Leigh and Willem Dafoe) (5 stars)

*Exorcist, The (1973) (Director’s Cut) (starring Kitty Winn) (5 stars)

*Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) (starring Kitty Winn and James Earl Jones) (1.5 stars)

*Exorcist III, The (1990) (Theatrical Cut) (starring George C. Scott and Nancy Fish) (1.5 stars)

*Exorcist III: Legion, The (1990) (Director’s Cut) (written and directed by William Peter Blatty) (2.5 stars)

*Exorcist: Believer, The (2023) (directed by David Gordon Green) (2 stars)

*Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Izabella Scorupco) (3 stars)

*Exotica (starring Mia Kirshner and Elias Koteas) (5 stars)

*Face/Off (1997) (directed by John Woo, starring Joan Allen) (4 stars)

*Factory Girl (2006) (Unrated) (starring Sienna Miller) (2 stars)

*Fall of the American Empire, The (aka La chute de l’empire américain) (2018) (starring Maxim Roy) (3 stars)

*Fall of the Krays, The (2016) (starring Alexa Morden) (3.5 stars)

*Family for Christmas (starring Lacey Chabert) (1.5 stars)

*Family Man, The (starring Nicolas Cage) (3.5 stars)

*Fan, The (starring Michael Biehn and Lauren Bacall) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Fargo (1996) (starring Peter Stormare and Frances McDormand) (5 stars)

*Fast and the Furious, The (starring Jordana Brewster) (1.5 stars)

*Fast Company (1979) (directed by David Cronenberg) (2.5 stars)

*Fateful Findings (2012) (written, directed by, and starring Neil Breen) (5 stars)

*Fat Girl (aka À ma soeur!) (written and directed by Catherine Breillat) (5 stars)

*Fearless Vampire Killers, The (starring Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate) (3.5 stars)

*Felidae (directed by Michael Schaack) (2.5 stars)

*Fifth Element, The (1997) (starring Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich) (5 stars)

*54 (starring Salma Hayek) (2.5 stars)

*Fight Club (1999) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Helena Bonham Carter) (4 stars)

*Fight for Your Life (1977) (directed by Robert A. Endelson) (3 stars)

*Filth City (directed by Andy King, starring Melinda Shankar) (2 stars)

*Final Destination (2000) (starring Devon Sawa and Ali Larter) (3.5 stars)

*Final Destination 2 (2003) (starring Ali Larter and Lynda Boyd) (4 stars)

*Final Destination 3 (2006) (starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead) (3.5 stars)

*Final Destination 4 (aka The Final Destination) (2009) (starring Krista Allen) (1.5 stars)

*Final Destination 5 (2011) (starring Jacqueline MacInnes Wood and Tony Todd) (3.5 stars)

*First Blood (1982) (starring Sylvester Stallone) (3.5 stars)

*Fistful of Dollars, A (1964) (English Language Version) (directed by Sergio Leone) (3.5 stars)

*Flash, The (2023) (starring Michael Keaton, Ben Affleck, and Maribel Verdú) (4 stars)

*Flow (aka Straume) (2024) (directed by Gints Zilbalodis) (5 stars)

*Fly, The (1986 remake) (directed by David Cronenberg, starring Geena Davis) (4 stars)

*Fools Rush In (directed by Andy Tennant, starring Salma Hayek) (0.5 stars)

*Foot Fist Way, The (starring Danny McBride, directed by Jody Hill) (3 stars)

*For a Few Dollars More (1965) (English Language Version) (starring Lee Van Cleef and Klaus Kinski) (4 stars)

*Forever Hardcore: The Documentary (documentary featuring Francine Fournier) (5 stars)

*40-Year-Old Virgin, The (2005) (Unrated) (starring Catherine Keener) (3.5 stars)

*Fountain, The (2006) (directed by Darren Aronofsky, starring Rachel Weisz) (4 stars)

*Four Horsemen (2012) (documentary featuring Max Keiser) (2 stars)

*Four Weddings and a Funeral (starring Hugh Grant) (1.5 stars)

*Frankenhooker (1990) (directed by Frank Henenlotter, starring Patty Mullen) (3 stars)

*Frankie Starlight (starring Anne Parillaud) (2 stars)

*Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (aka A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: The Final Nightmare) (1991) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Lisa Zane) (1.5 stars)

*Freddy vs. Jason (2003) (starring Monica Keena and Kelly Rowland) (2 stars)

*Friday the 13th (1980) (Uncut) (starring Adrienne King) (2.5 stars)

*Friday the 13th (2009 remake) (Extended Version aka the Killer Cut) (starring Nana Visitor) (2.5 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) (starring Kirsten Baker) (3 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part III 3D (1982) (starring Dana Kimmell and Catherine Parks) (3 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Melanie Kinnaman and Juliette Cummins) (2.5 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (starring Darcy DeMoss) (2 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) (starring Lar Park-Lincoln and Elizabeth Kaitan) (4 stars)

*Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) (starring Kelly Hu and Sharlene Martin) (2 stars)

*Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (aka Friday the 13th Part 4) (1984) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Judie Aronson and Barbara Howard) (2 stars)

*Frightmare (1974) (starring Deborah Fairfax and Victoria Fairbrother) (3 stars)

*Frightmare (1983) (starring Carlene Olson) (2 stars)

*Fright Night (1985) (starring Amanda Bearse and Roddy McDowall) (4.5 stars)

*Fright Night (2011 remake) (starring Imogen Poots and Toni Collette) (1.5 stars)

*Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013 remake) (Unrated) (starring Jaime Murray) (1 star)

*From Beyond (1986) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Barbara Crampton) (4.5 stars)

*From Hell (2001) (directed by the Hughes Brothers, starring Susan Lynch) (4 stars)

*Gangs of New York (2002) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Cameron Diaz) (2 stars)

*Gangster No. 1 (2000) (starring Malcolm McDowell and Saffron Burrows) (3.5 stars)

*Garden of the Finzi-Continis, The (aka Il giardino dei Finzi Contini) (1970) (directed by Vittorio De Sica) (3.5 stars)

*Garden State (starring Natalie Portman) (3 stars)

*Get Carter (1971) (starring Michael Caine and Geraldine Moffat) (3.5 stars)

*Get Carter (2000 remake) (starring Sylvester Stallone and Rhona Mitra) (1.5 stars)

*GetEven (aka Road to Revenge) (aka Champagne and Bullets) (starring John De Hart) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Get Out (2017) (written and directed by Jordan Peele) (3.5 stars)

*Get Shorty (1995) (starring Rene Russo, Dennis Farina, and Delroy Lindo) (3.5 stars)

*Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (starring Jennifer Garner) (2 stars)

*Ghost Town (starring Ricky Gervais) (3 stars)

*Ghost World (starring Illeana Douglas) (4 stars)

*Ghoulies (1984) (starring Mariska Hargitay) (2 stars)

*Ghoulies II (1987) (starring Starr Andreeff) (1.5 stars)

*Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1990) (starring Eva LaRue) (0.5 stars)

*Ghoulies IV (1994) (starring Raquel Krelle) (1 star)

*Gia (1998) (Unrated) (starring Angelia Jolie and Faye Dunaway) (2 stars)

*Ginger Snaps (2000) (starring Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle) (5 stars)

*Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004) (starring Emily Perkins and Janet Kidder) (5 stars)

*Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004) (starring Emily Perkins) (5 stars)

*Girl Next Door, The (2004) (Unrated) (starring Elisha Cuthbert) (4 stars)

*Girl Next Door, The (aka Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door) (2007) (starring Blythe Auffarth) (5 stars)

*Godfather, The (1972) (starring Marlon Brando and Diane Keaton) (4 stars)

*Godfather Part II, The (1974) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Robert Duvall) (2.5 stars)

*Godfather Part III, The (1990) (Final Director’s Cut) (starring Sofia Coppola) (1.5 stars)

*Godfather Part III, The (1990) (The Godfather Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone) (starring Sofia Coppola) (1.5 stars)

*Golden Compass, The (2007) (starring Eva Green and Sam Elliott) (3 stars)

*GoldenEye (starring Famke Janssen and Izabella Scorupco) (4 stars)

*Good Day to Die Hard, A (2013) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Bruce Willis) (0.5 stars)

*Goodfellas (1990) (starring Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, and Lorraine Bracco) (5 stars)

*Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The (1966) (Extended English Language Version) (starring Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach) (5 stars)

*Goon (2011) (directed by Michael Dowse, starring Seann William Scott) (4 stars)

*Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017) (directed by and starring Jay Baruchel) (3.5 stars)

*Gozu (aka Gokudô kyôfu daigekijô: Gozu) (2003) (Unrated) (directed by Takashi Miike) (4 stars)

*Graveyard Shift (aka Stephen King’s Graveyard Shift) (1990) (starring Stephen Macht and Ilona Margolis) (4.5 stars)

*Grindhouse (2007) (includes Theatrical Cuts of Planet Terror and Death Proof, and the Fake Trailers) (4.5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Quentin Tarantino) (4 stars)

*Grindhouse: Don’t (2007) (Fake Trailer) (directed by Edgar Wright) (5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Hobo with a Shotgun (2007) (Fake Trailer) (directed by Jason Eisener) (5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Machete (2007) (Fake Trailer) (directed by Robert Rodriguez) (5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Robert Rodriguez) (4.5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Thanksgiving (2007) (Fake Trailer) (directed by Eli Roth) (5 stars)

*Grindhouse: Werewolf Women of the SS (2007) (Fake Trailer) (directed by Rob Zombie) (5 stars)

*Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) (starring John Cusack and Minnie Driver) (2 stars)

*Gutterballs (2008) (Balls-Out Uncut Version) (starring Alastair Gamble) (5 stars)

*Hack-O-Lantern (1988) (starring Patricia Christie and Mina Sanjo) (2.5 stars)

*Halloween (2007 remake) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Danielle Harris) (4 stars)

*Halloween II (2009) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Danielle Harris) (4.5 stars)

*Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986) (starring Debra Blee) (1 star)

*Hammer, The (2007) (starring Adam Carolla and Heather Juergensen) (4 stars)

*Hands of Steel (1986) (starring Janet Agren) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Hanger (2009) (Unrated) (directed by Ryan Nicholson, starring Debbie Rochon and Candice Lewald) (1 star)

*Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) (written, directed by, and starring Woody Allen) (2.5 stars)

*Hannibal (2001) (directed by Ridley Scott, starring Anthony Hopkins) (1 star)

*Hannibal Rising (2007) (Unrated) (starring Gaspard Ulliel and Gong Li) (0.5 stars)

*Happiness (1998) (starring Jane Adams and Philip Seymour Hoffman) (5 stars)

*Hard Core Logo (1996) (directed by Bruce McDonald, starring Hugh Dillon) (5 stars)

*Hard Core Logo 2 (2010) (directed by Bruce McDonald) (1 star)

*Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) (starring Cynthia Brimhall and Wolf Larson) (4 stars)

*Hard to Kill (1990) (starring Steven Seagal and Kelly LeBrock) (2.5 stars)

*Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) (Unrated) (starring Siu Ta) (5 stars)

*Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) (Unrated) (starring John Cho, Kal Penn, and Danneel Ackles) (2.5 stars)

*Hateful Eight, The (written and directed by Quentin Tarantino) (4 stars)

*Häxan (aka Häxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages) (1922) (Criterion Collection DVD) (written, directed by, and starring Benjamin Christensen) (3 stars)

*Heartbreakers (starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver) (3 stars)

*Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse (1991) (documentary featuring Eleanor Coppola and Francis Ford Coppola) (5 stars)

*Heat (1995) (2009 Blu-ray Cut) (starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro) (5 stars)

*Heathers (starring Winona Ryder) (2.5 stars)

*Heavy Metal (1981) (voiced by Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, and John Candy) (5 stars)

*Heavy Metal 2000 (aka Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K.2) (2000) (voiced by Julie Strain and Michael Ironside) (4.5 stars)

*Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) (Uncut) (starring Kenneth Cranham) (4 stars)

*Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) (starring Roddy Piper and Sandahl Bergman) (1 star)

*Hell of the Living Dead (aka Virus) (aka Zombie Creeping Flesh) (aka Night of the Zombies) (1980) (starring Margie Newton) (3 stars)

*Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (aka Prom Night II) (1987) (starring Lisa Schrage) (5 stars)

*Hellraiser (1987) (starring Clare Higgins) (4.5 stars)

*Hellraiser (2022 remake) (starring Jamie Clayton and Odessa A’zion) (5 stars)

*Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) (Uncut) (starring Terry Farrell and Paula Marshall) (2 stars)

*Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996) (starring Valentina Vargas) (2.5 stars)

*Hellraiser: Deader (2005) (starring Doug Bradley and Kari Wuhrer) (1.5 stars)

*Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002) (starring Ashley Laurence and Dean Winters) (2 stars)

*Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) (starring Henry Cavill and Katheryn Winnick) (3 stars)

*Hellraiser: Inferno (2000) (starring Lynn Speier and Patricia Kara) (3.5 stars)

*Hellraiser: Judgment (2018) (starring Alexandra Harris and Paul T. Taylor) (5 stars)

*Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) (directed by Victor Garcia) (2.5 stars)

*Hell Ride (2008) (written, directed by, and starring Larry Bishop) (3 stars)

*Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) (Unrated) (starring Michael Rooker) (2.5 stars)

*Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Part 2 (aka Henry II: Portrait of a Serial Killer) (1996) (Unrated) (starring Kate Walsh) (2.5 stars)

*Her (2013) (starring Rooney Mara, Amy Adams, and Olivia Wilde) (5 stars)

*Her Name Was Christa (2020) (written, directed by, and starring James L. Edwards) (3 stars)

*Hesher (2010) (starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman) (4 stars)

*Hidden In the Woods (aka En las Afueras de la Ciudad) (2012) (Uncut) (directed by Patricio Valladares) (5 stars)

*High Fidelity (2000) (starring John Cusack, Lisa Bonet, and Lili Taylor) (2 stars)

*High Tension (aka Haute tension) (aka Switchblade Romance) (2003) (Unrated) (directed by Alexandre Aja) (3 stars)

*Highway 61 (1991) (directed by Bruce McDonald, starring Valerie Buhagiar, Don McKellar, Earl Pastko, and Jello Biafra) (4 stars)

*History of Violence, A (2005) (directed by David Cronenberg) (4 stars)

*Hitcher, The (1986) (starring Jennifer Jason Leigh and Rutger Hauer) (3.5 stars)

*Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) (starring Molly Dunsworth and Rutger Hauer) (5 stars)

*Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) (starring Gunnar Hansen) (3 stars)

*Home Invasion (starring Haylie Duff and Lisa Sheridan) (2 stars)

*Horrible Bosses (starring Kevin Spacey) (4 stars)

*Hostel (2005) (Unrated) (written and directed by Eli Roth) (3.5 stars)

*Hostel: Part II (2007) (Uncut) (starring Heather Matarazzo) (4 stars)

*Hostel: Part III (2011) (directed by Scott Spiegel) (3.5 stars)

*Hot Dog… The Movie (1984) (starring Shannon Tweed) (1.5 stars)

*Hot Fuzz (2007) (starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) (5 stars)

*Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) (Unrated) (starring Lizzy Caplan, Lyndsy Fonseca, Jessica Paré, Diora Baird, Julia Maxwell, Craig Robinson, and Rob Corddry) (5 stars)

*Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) (Unrated) (starring Bianca Haase) (2.5 stars)

*House Bunny, The (starring Anna Faris and Emma Stone) (4 stars)

*House by the Cemetery, The (aka Quella villa accanto al cimitero) (1981) (Uncut) (starring Ania Pieroni) (4.5 stars)

*House of 1000 Corpses (2003) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Jennifer Jostyn) (5 stars)

*House on Sorority Row, The (1982) (starring Eileen Davidson and Harley Jane Kozak) (2.5 stars)

*House on the Edge of the Park, The (1980) (Uncut) (starring David Hess and Lorraine De Selle) (5 stars)

*House That Jack Built, The (2018) (Director’s Cut) (directed by Lars von Trier) (2.5 stars)

*House with Laughing Windows, The (aka La casa dalle finestre che ridono) (directed by Pupi Avati) (2.5 stars)

*Hugo (2011) (starring Ben Kingsley, directed by Martin Scorsese) (3 stars)

*Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009) (starring Winter Williams) (5 stars)

*Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The (2011) (starring Ashlynn Yennie) (4.5 stars)

*Human Centipede III (Final Sequence), The (2015) (written and directed by Tom Six) (3 stars)

*Hundreds of Beavers (2022) (starring Ryland Brickson Cole Tews and Olivia Graves) (5 stars)

*Hunt, The (2020) (starring Emma Roberts and Betty Gilpin) (3.5 stars)

*Hurt Locker, The (2008) (directed by Kathryn Bigelow) (2 stars)

*Hustler, The (1961) (starring Paul Newman and Jackie Gleason) (4 stars)

*I Am Here….Now (2009) (written, directed by, and starring Neil Breen) (4.5 stars)

*Ichi the Killer (aka Koroshiya 1) (2001) (Uncut) (starring Tadanobu Asano) (5 stars)

*I Come in Peace (aka Dark Angel) (1990) (starring Betsy Brantley) (3.5 stars)

*I Drink Your Blood (starring Arlene Farber) (3.5 stars)

*I Give It A Year (starring Anna Faris and Anna Skellern) (2 stars)

*I Love You, Man (2009) (starring Rashida Jones and Jason Segel) (3 stars)

*Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (starring Uschi Digard) (3.5 stars)

*Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (directed by Don Edmonds, starring Maria Marx) (3.5 stars)

*Ilsa: The Tigress of Siberia (starring Dyanne Thorne) (3 stars)

*Ilsa: The Wicked Warden (aka Greta: The Mad Butcher) (aka Greta the Torturer) (aka Greta the Sadist) (aka Ilsa: Absolute Power) (directed by Jess Franco) (2.5 stars)

*Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The (starring Heath Ledger) (4 stars)

*Impulse (aka Want a Ride, Little Girl?) (aka I Love to Kill) (1974) (starring William Shatner and Jennifer Bishop) (3 stars)

*In a Violent Nature (2024) (written and directed by Chris Nash) (3.5 stars)

*In a World… (2013) (written, directed by, and starring Lake Bell) (4 stars)

*Incendies (2010) (directed by Denis Villeneuve, starring Lubna Azabal) (4.5 stars)

*Inception (starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard) (4.5 stars)

*In China They Eat Dogs (aka I Kina spiser de hunde) (1999) (starring Kim Bodnia) (5 stars)

*Inglorious Bastards, The (1978) (Uncut) (starring Fred Williamson) (3 stars)

*Inglourious Basterds (2009) (starring Christoph Waltz, Eli Roth, and Diane Kruger) (3.5 stars)

*Inland Empire (2006) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Laura Dern and Mary Steenburgen) (5 stars)

*In the Cut (2003) (Uncut Director’s Edition) (starring Meg Ryan) (3 stars)

*In the Mouth of Madness (1994) (starring Sam Neill and Julie Carmen) (1 star)

*Invention of Lying, The (2009) (starring Ricky Gervais and Jennifer Garner) (3.5 stars)

*Irréversible (starring Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel) (5 stars)

*I Spit On Your Grave (aka Day of the Woman) (1978) (Director’s Cut) (written and directed by Meir Zarchi, starring Camille Keaton) (4.5 stars)

*I Spit on Your Grave (2010 remake) (Unrated) (starring Sarah Butler) (3.5 stars)

*I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013) (Unrated) (starring Jemma Dallender) (4 stars)

*I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine (2015) (starring Sarah Butler) (4.5 stars)

*I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (aka Day of the Woman: Deja Vu) (2019) (written and directed by Meir Zarchi, starring Jamie Bernadette) (2 stars)

*I Stand Alone (aka Seul contre tous) (starring Philippe Nahon and Blandine Lenoir) (5 stars)

*It’s All Gone Pete Tong (starring Beatriz Batarda) (3 stars)

*It’s Kind of a Funny Story (starring Emma Roberts) (3.5 stars)

*Jackass 2.5 (2007) (Unrated) (starring Mike Judge) (5 stars)

*Jackass 3 (aka Jackass 3D) (2010) (Unrated) (starring Seann William Scott) (4 stars)

*Jackass 3.5 (2011) (Unrated) (starring Jimmy Kimmel and Priya Swaminathan) (4 stars)

*Jackass 4.5 (2022) (starring Eric André and Missy Parkin) (5 stars)

*Jackass Forever (2022) (starring Tony Hawk) (3.5 stars)

*Jackass Number Two (2006) (Unrated) (starring John Waters) (5 stars)

*Jackass: The Movie (2002) (Unrated) (starring Henry Rollins) (5 stars)

*Jackie Brown (1997) (directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Pam Grier) (3 stars)

*Jade (1995) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Linda Fiorentino and Angie Everhart) (3 stars)

*Jade (1995) (Director’s Cut) (directed by William Friedkin) (2 stars)

*Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (aka Friday the 13th Part IX) (1993) (Director’s Cut) (starring Julie Michaels and Michelle Clunie) (3 stars)

*Jason X (aka Friday the 13th Part X) (2001) (starring Kane Hodder) (3 stars)

*Jeepers Creepers (2001) (starring Gina Philips and Jonathan Breck) (4 stars)

*Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) (USA DVD version) (starring Marieh Delfino) (5 stars)

*Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) (starring Gabrielle Haugh and Jonathan Breck) (4.5 stars)

*Jeff, Who Lives at Home (starring Susan Sarandon) (3 stars)

*Jersey Girl (written and directed by Kevin Smith) (3 stars)

*Jesus of Montreal (aka Jésus de Montréal) (written and directed by Denys Arcand) (4 stars)

*Jingle All the Way (1996) (Director’s Cut) (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) (4.5 stars)

*Johnny Mnemonic (starring Keanu Reeves) (3 stars)

*Johnny Tremain (1957) (starring Sebastian Cabot) (2.5 stars)

*Joker (2019) (starring Joaquin Phoenix and Zazie Beetz) (5 stars)

*Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) (directed by Todd Phillips, starring Lady Gaga) (4 stars)

*Judas and the Black Messiah (2021) (starring Daniel Kaluuya, directed by Shaka King) (4 stars)

*Jungle Fever (1991) (starring Wesley Snipes, Halle Berry, and Spike Lee) (3.5 stars)

*Juno (starring Emily Perkins and Jennifer Garner) (3.5 stars)

*Jurassic Park (1993) (starring Sam Neill and Laura Dern) (4 stars)

*Just Friends (2005) (starring Anna Faris and Julie Hagerty) (4.5 stars)

*Just My Luck (starring Lindsay Lohan) (3 stars)

*Kalifornia (1993) (Unrated) (starring Brad Pitt and Michelle Forbes) (2 stars)

*Keep, The (1983) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Alberta Watson) (3 stars)

*Kick-Ass (2010) (starring Deborah Twiss, Yancy Butler, and Lyndsy Fonseca) (4.5 stars)

*Kick-Ass 2 (2013) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Lindy Booth, Sophie Wu, and Lyndsy Fonseca) (4.5 stars)

*Kicking & Screaming (starring Will Ferrell) (2 stars)

*Killer Inside Me, The (starring Stacy Keach) (0.5 stars)

*Killer Inside Me, The (2010 remake) (starring Casey Affleck and Kate Hudson) (4.5 stars)

*Killer Nun (aka Suor Omicidi) (aka The Killer Nun) (1979) (starring Paola Morra and Alice Gherardi) (2 stars)

*Kindergarten Cop (directed by Ivan Reitman) (4 stars)

*Kingdom of Heaven (2005) (Director’s Cut Roadshow Version) (directed by Ridley Scott, starring Eva Green) (2.5 stars)

*King of Comedy, The (1982) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Jerry Lewis) (1.5 stars)

*Kiss at Pine Lake (starring Mia Kirshner and Barry Watson) (3.5 stars)

*Knife in the Water (aka Nóz w wodzie) (1962) (directed by Roman Polanski) (3.5 stars)

*Krays, The (1990) (starring Gary Kemp, Martin Kemp, and Kate Hardie) (5 stars)

*Kundun (1997) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (2.5 stars)

*Lady Terminator (aka Pembalasan ratu pantai selatan) (aka Nasty Hunter) (1989) (starring Barbara Anne Constable) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Lady Vengeance (aka Chinjeolhan geumjassi) (aka Sympathy for Lady Vengeance) (2005) (Uncut) (starring Lee Seung-shin) (4 stars)

*La Femme Nikita (aka Nikita) (1990) (starring Anne Parillaud) (5 stars)

*L’âge des ténèbres (aka Days Of Darkness) (aka The Age of Ignorance) (starring Caroline Néron and Macha Grenon) (5 stars)

*Lair of the White Worm, The (1988) (starring Amanda Donohoe and Catherine Oxenberg, directed by Ken Russell) (3.5 stars)

*Last House on Dead End Street, The (aka The Fun House) (written, directed by, and starring Roger Watkins) (3 stars)

*Last House on the Beach, The (aka La settima donna) (starring Florinda Bolkan) (2 stars)

*Last House on the Left, The (1972) (Unrated) (directed by Wes Craven) (3.5 stars)

*Last House on the Left, The (2009 remake) (Unrated) (starring Monica Potter) (1.5 stars)

*Last Temptation of Christ, The (1988) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (4 stars)

*Law Abiding Citizen (2009) (Director’s Cut) (starring Jamie Foxx and Leslie Bibb) (4 stars)

*Leatherface (2017) (88 Minute Cut) (directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury) (2 stars)

*Leatherface (2017) (89 Minute Alternate Ending Cut) (starring Lili Taylor) (2 stars)

*Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) (Unrated) (starring Ken Foree) (2 stars)

*Legend (1985) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Mia Sara and Tim Curry) (3.5 stars)

*Legend (1985) (Director’s Cut) (directed by Ridley Scott) (3.5 stars)

*Legend (2015) (starring Tom Hardy, Emily Browning, and Tara Fitzgerald) (2.5 stars)

*Lemmy (2010) (documentary featuring Lemmy, Kat Von D, Alice Cooper, Dee Snider, Joan Jett, Slash, and Duff McKagan) (3.5 stars)

*Léon: The Professional (aka Léon) (1994) (Extended Version aka International Cut) (starring Jean Reno and Gary Oldman) (4.5 stars)

*Leprechaun (starring Jennifer Aniston) (2.5 stars)

*Leprechaun 2 (starring Sandy Baron and Shevonne Durkin) (3.5 stars)

*Leprechaun 3 (1995) (starring Caroline Williams) (3.5 stars)

*Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) (starring Debbe Dunning and Jessica Collins) (2 stars)

*Leprechaun 5: In the Hood (aka Leprechaun in the Hood) (2000) (starring Ice-T) (4 stars)

*Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood (aka Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood) (2003) (starring Warwick Davis) (3.5 stars)

*Leprechaun: Origins (2014) (starring Dylan Postl and Stephanie Bennett) (2 stars)

*Leprechaun Returns (2018) (starring Linden Porco and Mark Holton) (5 stars)

*Lesbian Vampire Killers (aka Vampire Killers) (starring MyAnna Buring and James Corden) (2.5 stars)

*Lethal Weapon (directed by Richard Donner) (2 stars)

*Lethal Weapon 2 (starring Joe Pesci) (1.5 stars)

*Lethal Weapon 3 (starring Rene Russo) (1.5 stars)

*Lethal Weapon 4 (starring Danny Glover) (2.5 stars)

*Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (aka No profanar el sueño de los muertos) (aka The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue) (aka Don’t Open the Window) (1974) (Unrated) (directed by Jorge Grau) (3 stars)

*Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (1971) (starring Zohra Lampert and Mariclare Costello) (4 stars)

*Life Is Beautiful (aka La vita è bella) (1997) (directed by and starring Roberto Benigni) (5 stars)

*Little Black Book (starring Holly Hunter) (2 stars)

*Little Miss Sunshine (starring Alan Arkin) (3.5 stars)

*Live Feed (2006) (Unrated) (directed by Ryan Nicholson) (4 stars)

*Live Free or Die Hard (2007) (Unrated) (starring Maggie Q and Bruce Willis) (3 stars)

*Lives of Others, The (aka Das Leben der Anderen) (2006) (starring Martina Gedeck) (5 stars)

*Lord of Illusions (1995) (Director’s Cut) (written and directed by Clive Barker) (3 stars)

*Lords of Salem, The (2012) (written and directed by Rob Zombie) (4 stars)

*Lorna… the Exorcist (aka Les possédées du diable) (1974) (100 Minute Cut) (starring Catherine Lafferière and Jacqueline Laurent) (3 stars)

*Loser (2000) (starring Mena Suvari, Jason Biggs, and Daniela Olivieri) (4 stars)

*Lost Highway (1997) (directed by David Lynch, starring Robert Blake) (4 stars)

*Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The (2001) (starring Brian Howe and Larry Blamire) (4.5 stars)

*Lost Skeleton Returns Again, The (2008) (starring Alison Martin and Larry Blamire) (4.5 stars)

*Love Actually (2003) (starring Keira Knightley and Shannon Elizabeth) (4 stars)

*Love & Anarchy (aka Film d’amore e d’anarchia, ovvero ‘stamattina alle 10 in via dei Fiori nella nota casa di tolleranza…’) (1973) (written and directed by Lina Wertmüller) (3 stars)

*Lucky Number Slevin (starring Lucy Liu) (2 stars)

*Mac and Me (1988) (starring Tina Caspary) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Macbeth (1971) (directed by Roman Polanski, starring Francesca Annis) (3.5 stars)

*Machete (2010) (starring Danny Trejo and Jessica Alba) (3.5 stars)

*Machete Kills (2013) (starring Alexa PenaVega and Sofía Vergara) (3.5 stars)

*Mad Max (1979) (Special Edition) (directed by George Miller, starring Mel Gibson) (3.5 stars)

*Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (aka The Road Warrior) (1981) (directed by George Miller) (3.5 stars)

*Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) (starring Helen Buday and Tina Turner) (2 stars)

*Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) (Colour Version) (directed by George Miller, starring Tom Hardy) (4 stars)

*Madness (aka Vacanze per un massacro) (1980) (starring Lorraine De Selle) (3.5 stars)

*Malabimba: The Malicious Whore (aka Malabimba) (1979) (XXX-Rated Cut) (starring Mariangela Giordano) (2 stars)

*Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood (directed by Christopher Speeth) (2 stars)

*Malcolm X (1992) (directed by Spike Lee, starring Denzel Washington, Nelson Mandela, and Bobby Seale) (5 stars)

*Management (starring Jennifer Aniston) (1 star)

*Manhattan (1979) (directed by and starring Woody Allen) (0.5 stars)

*Manhunter (1986) (Director’s Cut) (directed by Michael Mann, starring Brian Cox) (3.5 stars)

*Maniac (1980) (directed by William Lustig, starring Joe Spinell and Caroline Munro) (2 stars)

*Maniac (2012 remake) (starring Elijah Wood, Liane Balaban, and Megan Duffy) (5 stars)

*Man of Steel (2013) (starring Henry Cavill and Amy Adams) (4.5 stars)

*Mansion of the Living Dead (aka La mansión de los muertos vivientes) (1982) (written and directed by Jesús Franco) (2 stars)

*Manson Family, The (1997) (Unrated) (written and directed by Jim Van Bebber) (5 stars)

*Man Up (2015) (starring Lake Bell and Simon Pegg) (3 stars)

*Maps to the Stars (2014) (directed by David Cronenberg) (3.5 stars)

*Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) (starring Nancy Dancer and Laura Misch Owens) (2.5 stars)

*Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011) (Unrated) (starring Josh Gad and Carmen Electra) (4 stars)

*Marsh, The (starring Gabrielle Anwar and Forest Whitaker) (1 star)

*Mask, The (1994) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Jim Carrey and Amy Yasbeck) (4 stars)

*Massacre at Central High (1976) (starring Kimberly Beck) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Material Girls (2006) (starring Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff) (1 star)

*M. Butterfly (1993) (directed by David Cronenberg) (3.5 stars)

*Mean Streets (1973) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Harvey Keitel) (3 stars)

*Meerkats, The (movie narrated by Paul Newman) (1.5 stars)

*Melancholia (written and directed by Lars von Trier, starring Kirsten Dunst) (3.5 stars)

*Memento (2000) (starring Carrie-Anne Moss and Joe Pantoliano) (5 stars)

*Menace II Society (1993) (Director’s Cut) (starring Jada Pinkett Smith) (4.5 stars)

*Messiah of Evil (1974) (starring Marianna Hill and Anitra Ford) (5 stars)

*Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy, A (1982) (written, directed by, and starring Woody Allen) (3 stars)

*Mighty Peking Man, The (aka Xing xing wang) (aka Goliathon) (1977) (directed by Meng-Hua Ho) (4.5 stars)

*Million Dollar Baby (directed by Clint Eastwood, starring Hilary Swank) (3 stars)

*Minority Report (2002) (directed by Steven Spielberg, starring Tom Cruise) (4.5 stars)

*Missing in Action (1984) (starring James Hong and Lenore Kasdorf) (1 star)

*Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Chuck Norris) (0.5 stars)

*Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) (starring Eva Green) (3 stars)

*Moon (starring Kevin Spacey) (4 stars)

*Morning Glory (starring Rachel McAdams) (3 stars)

*Mortal Kombat (1995) (starring Talisa Soto and Bridgette Wilson-Sampras) (3 stars)

*Mortal Kombat (2021 remake) (starring Sisi Stringer and Joe Taslim) (4 stars)

*Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) (starring Irina Pantaeva and Talisa Soto) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Most Dangerous Game, The (starring Fay Wray) (1.5 stars)

*Most Dangerous Game, The (2022 Remake) (starring Chris Tamburello and Elissa Dowling) (3 stars)

*Mother’s Nightmare, A (starring Jessica Lowndes and Annabeth Gish) (2.5 stars)

*Movie 43 (2013) (US Version) (starring Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant) (5 stars)

*Movie 43 (2013) (Unrated aka UK Version) (starring Emma Stone) (4 stars)

*Ms .45 (directed by Abel Ferrara, starring Zoe Lund) (4 stars)

*Mulholland Drive (2001) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Laura Harring) (5 stars)

*Murder-Set-Pieces (2004) (Uncut Theatrical Version – this is NOT the R-rated Cut) (starring Cerina Vincent, written and directed by Nick Palumbo) (5 stars)

*Murder-Set-Pieces (2004) (Director’s Cut) (starring Liv Holley) (4 stars)

*My Awkward Sexual Adventure (aka An Awkward Sexual Adventure) (starring Emily Hampshire) (3.5 stars)

*My Dinner with Andre (1981) (starring Wallace Shawn, directed by Louis Malle) (2 stars)

*Naked Gun, The (2025) (starring Pamela Anderson, Liam Neeson, Weird Al Yankovic, Cody Rhodes, and Priscilla Presley) (5 stars)

*Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear, The (1991) (starring Richard Griffiths, Gina Mastrogiacomo, Weird Al Yankovic, and Vitamin C) (4.5 stars)

*Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994) (starring Lorali Hart, Vanna White, Weird Al Yankovic, O.J. Simpson, and Raquel Welch) (3 stars)

*Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The (1988) (starring Lorali Hart, Weird Al Yankovic, Nancy Marchand, and Lawrence Tierney) (5 stars)

*Naked Lunch (1991) (directed by David Cronenberg, starring Judy Davis) (4 stars)

*Naked Violence (aka I ragazzi del massacro) (1969) (99 Minute Cut) (directed by Fernando Di Leo, starring Nieves Navarro) (3 stars)

*Natural Born Killers (1994) (Director’s Cut) (starring Juliette Lewis) (5 stars)

*Near Dark (starring Bill Paxton and Jenette Goldstein) (3 stars)

*Nearing Grace (2005) (starring Jordana Brewster) (2 stars)

*Nekromantik (1988) (directed by Jörg Buttgereit, starring Beatrice Manowski) (4 stars)

*Nekromantik 2 (1991) (directed by Jörg Buttgereit, starring Monika M.) (3.5 stars)

*Network (1976) (directed by Sidney Lumet, starring Faye Dunaway) (5 stars)

*NeverEnding Story, The (1984) (US/International Cut) (directed by Wolfgang Petersen) (0 stars)

*NeverEnding Story, The (1984) (German Cut) (directed by Wolfgang Petersen) (0 stars)

*NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter, The (1990) (starring Thomas Hill) (1 star)

*NeverEnding Story III, The (starring Tracey Ellis and Jack Black) (0.5 stars)

*New York, I Love You (starring Maggie Q, Olivia Thirlby, and Shu Qi) (4.5 stars)

*New York, New York (1977) (1981 Re-Issue) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (2.5 stars)

*New York Ripper, The (aka Lo squartatore di New York) (1982) (Director’s Cut) (starring Alexandra Delli Colli, directed by Lucio Fulci) (4 stars)

*Nightmare (aka Nightmares in a Damaged Brain) (starring Christina Keefe) (4.5 stars)

*Nightmare Beach (1989) (starring John Saxon) (2.5 stars)

*Nightmare Castle (1965) (aka Amanti d’oltretomba) (Uncut) (starring Barbara Steele) (3 stars)

*Nightmare City (aka Incubo sulla città contaminata) (aka City of the Walking Dead) (1980) (Uncut) (directed by Umberto Lenzi) (4.5 stars)

*Nightmare on Elm Street, A (1984) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Heather Langenkamp) (5 stars)

*Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, A (1985) (starring Kim Myers) (4.5 stars)

*Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987) (starring Jennifer Rubin) (1 star)

*Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Tuesday Knight and Lisa Wilcox) (4.5 stars)

*Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, A (1989) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Lisa Wilcox and Erika Anderson) (1 star)

*Night of the Alien (2011) (starring Tabetha Wallace) (1 star)

*Night of the Creeps (1986) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Tom Atkins and Jill Whitlow) (3.5 stars)

*Night of the Creeps (1986) (Original Ending Cut) (written and directed by Fred Dekker) (3.5 stars)

*Night of the Demon (1980) (directed by James C. Wasson) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Night of the Living Dead (1968) (starring Duane Jones and Judith Ridley) (4.5 stars)

*Night to Dismember, A (Original Cut) (starring Diane Cummins) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Night to Dismember, A (1983) (Samantha Fox Cut) (starring Samantha Fox) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*9 Songs (2004) (Uncut) (written and directed by Michael Winterbottom) (2 stars)

*No Country for Old Men (2007) (starring Kelly Macdonald and Javier Bardem) (5 stars)

*Nocturnal Uproar (aka Tapage nocturne) (aka Night After Night) (1979) (written and directed by Catherine Breillat) (3 stars)

*No Holds Barred (1989) (starring Hulk Hogan and Joan Severance) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*No Strings Attached (2011) (starring Natalie Portman) (4 stars)

*Not Another Teen Movie (starring Mia Kirshner) (2.5 stars)

*Notebook, The (2004) (starring Rachel McAdams) (0.5 stars)

*Notes on a Scandal (starring Cate Blanchett) (4.5 stars)

*Nowhere Boy (starring Anne-Marie Duff and Kristin Scott Thomas) (3 stars)

*Nutbag (2000) (Uncut) (written and directed by Nick Palumbo) (3 stars)

*Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013) (Extended Director’s Cut) (starring Charlotte Gainsbourg) (5 stars)

*Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013) (Extended Director’s Cut) (starring Charlotte Gainsbourg) (5 stars)

*Observe and Report (2009) (starring Seth Rogen and Collette Wolfe) (5 stars)

*Obvious Child (2014) (starring Jenny Slate, directed by Gillian Robespierre) (3.5 stars)

*Offline (aka Cyberstalker) (starring Dan Levy and Mischa Barton) (1.5 stars)

*Oldboy (aka Oldeuboi) (2003) (Uncut) (starring Lee Seung-shin) (5 stars)

*Old Men in New Cars (aka Gamle mænd i nye biler) (2002) (starring Kim Bodnia) (4.5 stars)

*Old School (2003) (Unrated) (starring Perrey Reeves and Sarah Shahi) (4 stars)

*Once (2006) (starring Markéta Irglová and Glen Hansard) (5 stars)

*Once Upon a Time in America (1984) (229 Minute Cut) (directed by Sergio Leone) (1.5 stars)

*Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) (written and directed by Robert Rodriguez) (2 stars)

*One Day (starring Anne Hathaway) (2.5 stars)

*One Week (starring Liane Balaban) (3.5 stars)

*On the Road (2012) (Original Cut) (starring Amy Adams and Alice Braga) (1.5 stars)

*Orgazmo (1997) (Unrated) (starring Anna Kazuki, Ivu, and Michael Dean Jacobs) (4 stars)

*Osterman Weekend, The (1983) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Sam Peckinpah) (2 stars)

*Other Woman, The (starring Natalie Portman) (3 stars)

*Our Idiot Brother (starring Paul Rudd) (3 stars)

*Out of Reach (starring Erin Karpluk) (2 stars)

*Pandorum (starring Antje Traue) (5 stars)

*Parasite (1982) (starring Demi Moore) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Pass Thru (2016) (written, directed by, and starring Neil Breen) (4 stars)

*Paying for It (2024) (directed by Sook-Yin Lee) (3.5 stars)

*Perdita Durango (aka Dance with the Devil) (1997) (Uncut) (starring Rosie Perez and James Gandolfini) (5 stars)

*Perfect Getaway, A (starring Timothy Olyphant) (2.5 stars)

*Perversion Story (aka Una sull’altra) (aka One on Top of the Other) (1969) (Uncut) (starring Marisa Mell and Elsa Martinelli) (2.5 stars)

*Pest, The (1997) (starring John Leguizamo and Jeffrey Jones) (3 stars)

*Phantasm (1979) (written and directed by Don Coscarelli, starring Angus Scrimm) (4 stars)

*Phantasm II (1988) (written and directed by Don Coscarelli, starring Angus Scrimm) (4 stars)

*Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) (written and directed by Don Coscarelli, starring Angus Scrimm) (2.5 stars)

*Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) (written and directed by Don Coscarelli, starring Angus Scrimm) (3 stars)

*Phone Booth (directed by Joel Schumacher, starring Forest Whitaker) (4 stars)

*Pi (1998) (starring Samia Shoaib, Mark Margolis, and Sean Gullette) (5 stars)

*Piano, The (1993) (written and directed by Jane Campion, starring Holly Hunter) (2 stars)

*Piano Teacher, The (aka La pianiste) (2001) (directed by Michael Haneke, starring Isabelle Huppert) (5 stars)

*Pieces (1982) (Director’s Cut) (starring Cristina Cottrelli and Leticia Marfil) (4 stars)

*Pineapple Express (2008) (Unrated) (directed by David Gordon Green) (2 stars)

*Planet Terror (2007) (International Cut) (starring Rose McGowan and Marley Shelton) (4.5 stars)

*Playing By Heart (starring Gillian Anderson) (2.5 stars)

*Pleasantville (1998) (starring Marley Shelton and Joan Allen) (5 stars)

*Polytechnique (directed by Denis Villeneuve, starring Karine Vanasse) (3 stars)

*Porky’s (1981) (written and directed by Bob Clark) (1 star)

*Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983) (directed by Bob Clark) (2 stars)

*Porky’s Revenge (1985) (directed by James Komack) (2 stars)

*Possession (1981) (Uncut) (starring Isabelle Adjani, directed by Andrzej Zulawski) (3 stars)

*Possibly in Michigan (1983) (written, directed by, and starring Cecelia Condit) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) (starring Rose Ghavami) (2.5 stars)

*Predator (1987) (starring Bill Duke, Sonny Landham, and Richard Chaves) (4 stars)

*Predator, The (2018) (directed by Shane Black, starring Olivia Munn) (1.5 stars)

*Predator 2 (1990) (directed by Stephen Hopkins, starring Danny Glover) (3.5 stars)

*Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) (voiced by Lindsay LaVanchy and Louis Ozawa Changchien) (4 stars)

*Predators (2010) (directed by Nimród Antal, starring Alice Braga) (4 stars)

*Pretty in Pink (1986) (starring Annie Potts, written by John Hughes) (3.5 stars)

*Prey (2022) (starring Amber Midthunder and Dakota Beavers) (4.5 stars)

*Prisoners (directed by Denis Villeneuve) (4.5 stars)

*Project X (2012) (Extended Cut) (directed by Nima Nourizadeh) (3.5 stars)

*Prometheus (2012) (directed by Ridley Scott, starring Noomi Rapace) (4 stars)

*Prom Night (1980) (starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen) (4 stars)

*Prom Night (2008 remake) (Unrated) (starring Ming-Na Wen) (2 stars)

*Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) (Uncut) (starring Courtney Taylor) (3.5 stars)

*Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil (1991) (starring Nicole de Boer) (1.5 stars)

*Psycho (1960) (directed by Alfred Hitchcock) (2 stars)

*Psycho (1998 remake) (directed by Gus Van Sant) (1.5 stars)

*Psycho II (1983) (starring Vera Miles and Dennis Franz) (2.5 stars)

*Psycho III (1986) (directed by and starring Anthony Perkins) (1.5 stars)

*Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990) (starring Olivia Hussey) (3.5 stars)

*Pulp Fiction (1994) (starring Angela Jones, Rosanna Arquette, and Bruce Willis) (5 stars)

*Punisher: War Zone (starring Julie Benz) (3 stars)

*Purple Rose of Cairo, The (1985) (written and directed by Woody Allen) (5 stars)

*Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (2013) (documentary featuring Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Mariya Alyokhina) (3.5 stars)

*Quarantine (2008 remake) (starring Jennifer Carpenter and Dania Ramirez) (3.5 stars)

*Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) (starring Mercedes Mason) (4 stars)

*Quest for Fire (aka La guerre du feu) (1981) (starring Rae Dawn Chong and Ron Perlman) (5 stars)

*Rabid (1977) (written and directed by David Cronenberg, starring Marilyn Chambers) (5 stars)

*Rabid (2019 remake) (directed by the Soska sisters, starring C.M. Punk and A.J. Mendez) (4.5 stars)

*Rabid Dogs (aka Cani arrabbiati) (1974) (directed by Mario Bava) (4 stars) [NOTE: Terry’s unsure what this cut is called].

*Rabid Dogs (aka Cani arrabbiati) (1974) (Kidnapped Cut) (starring George Eastman) (2.5 stars)

*Rabid Dogs (aka Enragés) (remake) (starring Virginie Ledoyen) (4.5 stars)

*Radio Days (1987) (written and directed by Woody Allen, starring Sydney Blake) (3 stars)

*Raging Bull (starring Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci) (4.5 stars)

*Rainy Dog (aka Gokudô kuroshakai) (1997) (directed by Takashi Miike) (4 stars)

*Raising Arizona (1987) (written and directed by the Coen brothers) (4 stars)

*Rambo (aka Rambo 4) (aka John Rambo) (2008) (Extended Cut) (starring Julie Benz) (4 stars)

*Rambo III (1988) (starring Kurtwood Smith) (1 star)

*Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) (starring Sylvester Stallone) (2 stars)

*Rambo: Last Blood (2019) (Extended Cut) (starring Paz Vega) (2 stars)

*Random Hearts (starring Kristin Scott Thomas) (2.5 stars)

*Real Young Girl, A (aka Une vraie jeune fille) (written and directed by Catherine Breillat) (2.5 stars)

*Re-Animator (1985) (Unrated) (directed by Stuart Gordon) (5 stars)

*Re-Animator (1985) (Integral Cut) (starring Carolyn Purdy-Gordon) (4 stars)

*[REC] (starring Manuela Velasco) (3.5 stars)

*[REC] 2 (2009) (starring Manuela Velasco) (2 stars)

*[REC] 3: Genesis (aka [REC] 3: Génesis) (2012) (starring Leticia Dolera) (2 stars)

*[REC] 4: Apocalypse (aka [REC] 4: Apocalipsis) (2014) (starring Manuela Velasco) (2 stars)

*RED (starring Mary-Louise Parker and Bruce Willis) (3 stars)

*RED 2 (starring Mary-Louise Parker and Bruce Willis) (1.5 stars)

*Red Dragon (2002) (starring Anthony Hopkins, directed by Brett Ratner) (3 stars)

*Red Hook Summer (2012) (directed by and starring Spike Lee) (3.5 stars)

*Red Squirrel, The (aka La ardilla roja) (starring Emma Suárez) (3.5 stars)

*Red Violin, The (aka Le violon rouge) (1998) (starring Samuel L. Jackson) (4 stars)

*Reluctant Witness (starring Mia Kirshner) (1 star)

*Repulsion (1965) (directed by Roman Polanski, starring Catherine Deneuve) (4 stars)

*Requiem for a Dream (2000) (Director’s Cut) (starring Jennifer Connolly) (4 stars)

*Requiem for the American Dream (2015) (documentary featuring Noam Chomsky) (5 stars)

*Return of the Living Dead, The (1985) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Dan O’Bannon) (3 stars)

*Return of the Living Dead II (1988) (written and directed by Ken Wiederhorn) (1.5 stars)

*Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) (Unrated) (directed by Brian Yuzna, starring Melinda Clarke and Sarah Douglas) (3 stars)

*Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) (starring Felissa Rose and Vincent Pastore) (4 stars)

*Revenge of the Nerds (1984) (starring James Cromwell and Ted McGinley) (4 stars)

*Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987) (starring Larry B. Scott) (3 stars)

*Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992) (starring Laurel Moglen) (1.5 stars)

*Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994) (starring Corinne Bohrer) (2 stars)

*Ring, The (directed by Gore Verbinski) (1 star)

*Ringmaster (aka Jerry Springer: Ringmaster) (1998) (starring Jerry Springer) (0.5 stars)

*Ring of Deceit (starring Rebecca Mader) (1 star)

*Rise of the Krays, The (2015) (starring Alexa Morden) (5 stars)

*Rise of the Zombies (starring Danny Trejo) (2.5 stars)

*Risky Business (starring Tom Cruise) (3.5 stars)

*Roadkill (1989) (starring Valerie Buhagiar, directed by Bruce McDonald) (3.5 stars)

*Road to Perdition (2002) (starring Tom Hanks) (4.5 stars)

*Road Trip (2000) (Unrated) (starring Marla Sucharetza and Tom Green) (3 stars)

*Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009) (Unrated) (starring Leandra Terrazzano, Melissa Ponzio, and Ziah Colon) (3 stars)

*Robert the Doll (aka Robert) (2015) (starring Megan Lockhurst) (3.5 stars)

*Rock: It’s Your Decision (1982) (directed by John Taylor) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975) (UK Version) (starring Patricia Quinn) (2.5 stars)

*Romance (aka Romance X) (1999) (Unrated) (starring Caroline Ducey) (5 stars)

*Romance & Cigarettes (2005) (starring James Gandolfini and Kate Winslet) (0.5 stars)

*Romeo Is Bleeding (starring Gary Oldman) (2 stars)

*Romper Stomper (starring Russell Crowe and Jacqueline McKenzie) (5 stars)

*Room, The (2003) (written, directed by, and starring Tommy Wiseau) (5 stars)

*Rosemary’s Baby (1968) (directed by Roman Polanski) (4 stars)

*Route 666 (2001) (directed by William Wesley, starring Mercedes Colon) (1.5 stars)

*Run Lola Run (aka Lola rennt) (starring Franka Potente) (5 stars)

*Running Scared (2006) (starring Vera Farmiga) (3.5 stars)

*Safety Not Guaranteed (starring Aubrey Plaza) (3 stars)

*Salinger (documentary directed by Shane Salerno) (5 stars)

*Salvation, The (2014) (starring Eva Green and Jeffrey Dean Morgan) (4 stars)

*Samurai Cop (1991) (written and directed by Amir Shervan) (3.5 stars)

*Santa Sangre (1989) (Uncut) (starring Sabrina Dennison, Thelma Tixou, and Blanca Guerra) (5 stars)

*Satan’s Baby Doll (aka La bimba di Satana) (1982) (XXX-Rated Cut) (starring Mariangela Giordano) (3.5 stars)

*Save the Date (2012) (starring Lizzy Caplan and Alison Brie) (5 stars)

*Save the Green Planet! (aka Jigureul jikyeora!) (2003) (written and directed by Jang Joon-hwan) (4 stars)

*Saving Private Ryan (starring Tom Hanks) (2 stars)

*Say Anything… (1989) (starring Lili Taylor, written and directed by Cameron Crowe) (5 stars)

*Saw (2004) (Unrated) (starring Danny Glover and Shawnee Smith) (3.5 stars)

*Saw II (2005) (Unrated) (starring Donnie Wahlberg and Beverley Mitchell) (4.5 stars)

*Saw III (2006) (Unrated) (starring Bahar Soomekh and Shawnee Smith) (5 stars)

*Saw IV (2007) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Tobin Bell) (2.5 stars)

*Saw V (2008) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Julie Benz) (3.5 stars)

*Saw VI (2009) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Betsy Russell) (5 stars)

*Saw VII (aka Saw: The Final Chapter) (aka Saw 3D) (2010) (Unrated) (starring Naomi Snieckus) (5 stars)

*Scanners (1981) (written and directed by David Cronenberg, starring Michael Ironside) (4 stars)

*Scarecrows (1988) (Unrated) (starring Victoria Christian) (4.5 stars)

*Scary Movie (2000) (DVD Version) (starring Shannon Elizabeth) (5 stars)

*Scary Movie 2 (2001) (starring Kathleen Robertson) (1 star)

*Scary Movie 3.5 (2003) (Unrated) (directed by David Zucker) (3.5 stars)

*Scary Movie 4 (2006) (Unrated) (starring Carmen Electra) (3.5 stars)

*Scary Movie 5 (aka Scary Movie V) (2013) (Unrated) (starring Erica Ash and Sarah Hyland) (2 stars)

*Scent of a Woman (1992) (starring Al Pacino and Gabrielle Anwar) (2 stars)

*School’s Out (1992) (directed by Kit Hood) (4 stars)

*Schramm (aka Schramm: Into the Mind of a Serial Killer) (1993) (starring Monika M. and Florian Koerner von Gustorf) (5 stars)

*Science of Sleep, The (aka La science des rêves) (2006) (starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Gael García Bernal) (5 stars)

*Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) (starring Ellen Wong, Aubrey Plaza, and Alison Pill) (4.5 stars)

*Scream (1996) (starring Skeet Ulrich and Rose McGowan) (4 stars)

*Scream (aka Scream 5) (2022) (starring Mikey Madison) (3.5 stars)

*Scream 2 (1997) (starring Timothy Olyphant) (4 stars)

*Scream 3 (2000) (starring Parker Posey and Emily Mortimer) (3.5 stars)

*Scream 4 (aka SCRE4M) (2011) (starring Emma Roberts) (4.5 stars)

*Scream VI (2023) (directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett) (4 stars)

*S. Darko (2009) (starring Daveigh Chase and Briana Evigan) (2.5 stars)

*Sea Beast (starring Camille Sullivan) (1 star)

*Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) (starring Keira Knightley) (3.5 stars)

*See No Evil (2006) (starring Glenn Jacobs aka “Kane”) (3 stars)

*See No Evil 2 (2014) (directed by the Soska Sisters) (3.5 stars)

*Serbian Film, A (aka Srpski film) (2010) (Uncut) (starring Jelena Gavrilovic and Katarina Žutić) (4.5 stars)

*Serendipity (starring Kate Beckinsale) (3.5 stars)

*Serious Man, A (2009) (starring Fred Melamed and Amy Landecker) (5 stars)

*Serving Sara (2002) (US Cut) (starring Elizabeth Hurley and Vincent Pastore) (2.5 stars)

*Severed (starring Sarah Lind) (2.5 stars)

*Sex & Fury (aka Furyô anego den: Inoshika Ochô) (1973) (directed by Norifumi Suzuki, starring Reiko Ike) (3.5 stars)

*Sex and Lucía (aka Lucía y el sexo) (2001) (Uncut) (starring Paz Vega and Najwa Nimri) (2 stars)

*Sex is Comedy (written and directed by Catherine Breillat, starring Anne Parillaud and Roxane Mesquida) (2.5 stars)

*Shaun of the Dead (2004) (directed by Edgar Wright, starring Simon Pegg) (1.5 stars)

*She Hate Me (2004) (directed by Spike Lee, starring Ossie Davis, Kerry Washington, Bai Ling, and Dania Ramirez) (2 stars)

*Sheik, The (2014) (documentary featuring Khosrow Vaziri, Tammy Lynn Sytch, Jim Ross, Brian Knobbs, and Jerry Sags) (4 stars)

*She Killed in Ecstasy (aka Sie tötete in Ekstase) (1971) (Uncut) (written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Soledad Miranda) (3.5 stars)

*She’s All That (1999) (starring Rachael Leigh Cook and Tamara Mello) (3.5 stars)

*She’s Out of My League (2010) (starring Jay Baruchel and Krysten Ritter) (3 stars)

*Shining, The (1980) (224 Minute Cut) (starring Scatman Crothers) (5 stars)

*Shinjuku Triad Society (aka Shinjuku kuroshakai: Chaina mafia sensô) (1995) (starring Eri Yu) (5 stars)

*Shock Treatment (1981) (92 Minute Cut) (starring Betsy Brantley, Jessica Harper, and Nell Campbell) (3 stars)

*Short Cuts (1993) (directed by Robert Altman, starring Madeleine Stowe and Anne Archer) (5 stars)

*Shutter Island (starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Emily Mortimer) (3.5 stars)

*Side Effects (directed by Steven Soderbergh, starring Rooney Mara) (2.5 stars)

*Sideways (starring Sandra Oh) (4 stars)

*Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) (starring Jodie Foster) (5 stars)

*Silent Night, Bloody Night (aka Deathouse) (1972) (Uncut) (starring Mary Woronov and Astrid Heeren) (4 stars)

*Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) (Uncut) (starring Charles Dierkop) (3.5 stars)

*Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) (starring Bill Moseley) (2.5 stars)

*Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) (directed by Brian Yuzna, starring Neith Hunter) (3 stars)

*Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) (starring Jane Higginson) (5 stars)

*Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) (starring Eric Freeman) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Silver Bullet (aka Stephen King’s Silver Bullet) (1985) (starring Gary Busey) (4 stars)

*Silver Linings Playbook (2012) (starring Jennifer Lawrence) (3 stars)

*Sin City (2005) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Carla Gugino and Alexis Bledel) (4.5 stars)

*Sin City (2005) (Recut, Extended, Unrated) (starring Rosario Dawson) (4.5 stars)

*Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) (starring Jamie Chung, Jessica Alba, and Eva Green) (4 stars)

*Sinful Dwarf, The (aka Dværgen) (Danish XXX-Rated version titled “The Dwarf”) (directed by Eduardo Fuller) (2.5 stars)

*Singapore Sling (aka Singapore Sling: O anthropos pou agapise ena ptoma) (1990) (starring Meredyth Herold and Michele Valley) (4.5 stars)

*Singles (written and directed by Cameron Crowe) (2 stars)

*Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (starring Angelina Jolie) (1 star)

*Slacker (1990) (written and directed by Richard Linklater, starring Charles Gunning) (3.5 stars)

*Slackers (2002) (starring Jaime King and Devon Sawa) (2.5 stars)

*Slap Shot (1977) (starring “the Hanson Brothers” and Paul Newman) (4 stars)

*Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice (2002) (starring Jessica Steen and Gary Busey) (1.5 stars)

*Slap Shot 3: The Junior League (2008) (starring Lynda Boyd and Emma Lahana) (2 stars)

*Slaughter High (1985) (Uncut) (starring Caroline Munro) (3 stars)

*Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) (starring Brinke Stevens) (3 stars)

*SLC Punk! (starring Summer Phoenix) (4 stars)

*Sledgehammer (1983) (written and directed by David A. Prior) (2.5 stars)

*Sleepaway Camp (1983) (Uncut) (starring Katherine Kamhi and Desiree Gould) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) (starring Valerie Hartman) (4.5 stars)

*Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) (NOT Uncut) (starring Jill Terashita) (4 stars)

*Sleepover (starring Summer Glau) (0.5 stars)

*Sleepwalkers (aka Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers) (1992) (starring Mädchen Amick, Alice Krige, Glenn Shadix, and Dan Martin) (4.5 stars)

*Slumber Party Massacre, The (aka The Slumberparty Massacre) (1982) (starring Brinke Stevens) (3.5 stars)

*Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) (Unrated) (written and directed by Deborah Brock) (1.5 stars)

*Slumber Party Massacre III (1990) (Uncut) (starring Devon Jenkin and Maria Ford) (3.5 stars)

*Snatch (written and directed by Guy Ritchie) (4 stars)

*Society (1989) (directed by Brian Yuzna) (4 stars)

*Solaris (aka Solyaris) (1972) (directed by Andrei Tarkovsky) (4 stars)

*Solaris (2002 remake) (starring Natascha McElhone) (4 stars)

*Solitary Man (starring Michael Douglas) (4 stars)

*Some Kind of Wonderful (written by John Hughes, starring Lea Thompson) (3.5 stars)

*Son of the Mask (2005) (starring Victoria Thaine and Jamie Kennedy) (0.5 Stars)

*Sorority Row (2009) (starring Rumer Willis, Margo Harshman, and Briana Evigan) (3.5 stars)

*Sound of My Voice (starring Brit Marling) (5 stars)

*Speechless (starring Michael Keaton and Geena Davis) (2.5 stars)

*Speed (1994) (starring Dennis Hopper and Sandra Bullock) (3.5 stars)

*Speed 2: Cruise Control (starring Willem Dafoe and Sandra Bullock) (1.5 stars)

*Spider (2002) (directed by David Cronenberg, starring Miranda Richardson) (2.5 stars)

*Spider-Man (2002) (starring Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, and Randy Savage) (4 stars)

*Spider-Man 2 (2004) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi) (4.5 stars)

*Spider-Man 3 (2007) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by Sam Raimi) (1.5 stars)

*Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) (voiced by Shameik Moore and Hailee Steinfeld) (5 stars)

*Starship Troopers (1997) (directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Dina Meyer) (4 stars)

*Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) (DVD Cut) (starring Sandrine Holt) (2 stars)

*Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) (starring Amanda Donohoe and Jolene) (3 stars)

*Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) (voiced by Emily Neves and Luci Christian) (3 stars)

*Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) (voiced by Emily Neves and Luci Christian) (3 stars)

*Star Trek (2009) (starring Simon Pegg, John Cho, and Zoe Saldaña) (4.5 stars)

*Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) (Director’s Cut) (starring Ricardo Montalban) (3.5 stars)

*Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) (starring Christopher Lloyd, Robin Curtis, and Jeanne Mori) (4 stars)

*Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) (starring Grace Lee Whitney) (3.5 stars)

*Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) (starring Melanie Shatner) (3 stars)

*Star Trek: Generations (starring Patrick Stewart) (4.5 stars)

*Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) (directed by J.J. Abrams) (4 stars)

*Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) (Director’s Edition) (directed by Robert Wise) (3.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) (2011 Blu-ray Version) (starring Liam Neeson, Terence Stamp, and Ray Park) (4 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) (2011 Blu-ray Version) (starring Christopher Lee, Ian McDiarmid, and Natalie Portman) (3.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) (2011 Blu-ray Version) (written and directed by George Lucas) (2.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) (1977 Theatrical Cut) (written and directed by George Lucas) (5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) (Special Edition on Disney+) (starring Denis Lawson) (3.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) (1980 Theatrical Cut) (directed by Irvin Kershner) (5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) (Special Edition on Disney+) (starring Denis Lawson) (3.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) (1983 Theatrical Cut) (directed by Richard Marquand, starring Warwick Davis and Carrie Fisher) (5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) (Special Edition on Disney+) (starring Denis Lawson) (2.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) (directed by J.J. Abrams) (1 star)

*Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017) (directed by Rian Johnson) (0.5 stars)

*Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) (directed by J.J. Abrams) (2 stars)

*St. Elmo’s Fire (starring Demi Moore and Ally Sheedy) (3 stars)

*Step Brothers (2008) (Unrated aka Extended) (directed by Adam McKay) (3.5 stars)

*Stepfather, The (1987) (starring Terry O’Quinn and Jill Schoelen) (2.5 stars)

*Stepfather, The (2009) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Sela Ward and Paige Turco) (1.5 stars)

*Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy (1989) (starring Caroline Williams) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*Stereo (written and directed by David Cronenberg) (2.5 stars)

*Stoker (2013) (directed by Park Chan-wook) (1.5 stars)

*Stöned Age, The (directed by James Melkonian, starring China Kantner and Renee Allman) (3.5 stars)

*Straight Outta Compton (2015) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (directed by F. Gary Gray) (4 stars)

*Straight Story, The (1999) (directed by David Lynch, starring Richard Farnsworth) (4 stars)

*Street Fighter (starring Ming-Na Wen and Raul Julia) (2.5 stars)

*Street Trash (1987) (Unrated) (starring Jane Arakawa) (5 stars)

*Stunt Man, The (1980) (starring Barbara Hershey and Peter O’Toole) (3.5 stars)

*Suck (starring Jessica Paré, Iggy Pop, Moby, and Alice Cooper) (1.5 stars)

*Sucker Punch (starring Jena Malone, Jamie Chung, and Carla Gugino) (3 stars)

*Suicide Squad (2016) (Extended Cut) (starring Margot Robbie and Jared Leto) (4.5 stars)

*Sunshine (directed by Danny Boyle, starring Michelle Yeoh) (3 stars)

*Super (2010) (starring Elliot Page, Rainn Wilson, and Liv Tyler) (5 stars)

*Superbad (starring Jonah Hill) (4 stars)

*Superfast! (2015) (written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer) (3.5 stars)

*Superman Returns (2006) (directed by Bryan Singer, starring Brandon Routh) (0.5 stars)

*Superman: The Movie (starring Margot Kidder) (4.5 stars)

*Superman II (1980) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Christopher Reeve) (2.5 stars)

*Superman II (1980) (Richard Donner Cut) (starring Margot Kidder) (4 stars)

*Superman III (1983) (starring Richard Pryor and Annette O’Toole (3 stars)

*Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (starring Gene Hackman) (1 star)

*Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) (starring Helena Bonham Carter) (4 stars)

*Swimming With Sharks (1994) (starring Kevin Spacey and Michelle Forbes) (5 stars)

*Swingers (starring Vince Vaughn) (2.5 stars)

*Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (aka Boksuneun naui geot) (2002) (Asia Extreme DVD) (starring Bae Doona) (5 stars)

*Take Me Home Tonight (starring Topher Grace and Michelle Trachtenberg) (3 stars)

*Taking Lives (starring Angelina Jolie) (2.5 stars)

*Tales from the Hood (1995) (starring Clarence Williams III) (4.5 stars)

*Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) (starring Keith David, Sandra Gutierrez, and Cat Limket) (3 stars)

*Tales from the Hood 3 (2020) (starring Tony Todd and Djouliet Amara) (3.5 stars)

*Taxi Driver (starring Cybill Shepherd, Peter Boyle, and Brenda Dickson) (5 stars)

*Tenant, The (aka Le locataire) (1976) (starring Roman Polanski and Isabelle Adjani) (4 stars)

*10 Things I Hate About You (1999) (starring Susan May Pratt and Heath Ledger) (3.5 stars)

*Terminator, The (starring Michael Biehn) (4.5 stars)

*Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Linda Hamilton) (4.5 stars)

*Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) (starring Kristanna Loken) (3 stars)

*Terrifier (2016) (starring Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi) (4 stars)

*Terrifier 2 (2022) (starring David Howard Thornton and Lauren LaVera) (5 stars)

*Terror Firmer (1998) (114 Minute Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Alyce LaTourelle and Debbie Rochon) (2 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw (aka Texas Chainsaw 3D) (2013) (starring Tania Raymonde) (3 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) (83 Minute Cut) (starring Alice Krige) (2.5 stars)

*Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Gunnar Hansen) (5 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003 remake) (starring Jessica Biel) (2 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The (1986) (Original Uncut) (directed by Tobe Hooper) (1.5 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006) (Unrated) (starring Jordana Brewster and Diora Baird) (2.5 stars)

*Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (aka The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre) (1994) (Director’s Cut) (starring Renée Zellweger, Lisa Marie Newmyer, and Tonie Perensky) (2.5 stars)

*ThanksKilling (2008) (directed by Jordan Downey) (3 stars)

*ThanksKilling 3 (2012) (directed by Jordan Downey) (3.5 stars)

*They Came from Within (aka Shivers) (1975) (written and directed by David Cronenberg) (4 stars)

*They Live (1988) (starring Keith David and Roddy Piper) (5 stars)

*Thing, The (1982) (Theatrical Cut) (directed by John Carpenter, starring Kurt Russell) (5 stars)

*Things (1989) (directed by Andrew Jordan, starring Barry J. Gillis) (1.5 stars)

*36 fillette (aka Virgin) (1988) (directed by Catherine Breillat) (3.5 stars)

*This is the End (starring Danny McBride and Emma Watson) (4 stars)

*3 from Hell (2019) (written and directed by Rob Zombie) (2 stars)

*300: Rise of an Empire (2014) (starring Eva Green) (5 stars)

*3:10 to Yuma (2007 remake) (starring Ben Foster and Russell Crowe) (5 stars)

*Thriller: A Cruel Picture (Thriller – En grym film) (aka They Call Her One Eye) (aka Hooker’s Revenge) (1973) (Uncut) (starring Christina Lindberg) (4.5 stars)

*Ties That Bind (starring Nicole de Boer) (1 star)

*Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (aka Corpse Bride) (voiced by Helena Bonham Carter) (3.5 stars)

*Timebomb (1991) (starring Michel Biehn, Tracy Scoggins, and Billy Blanks) (2 stars)

*To Be Twenty (aka Avere vent’anni) (aka Being Twenty) (1978) (Original Uncensored Director’s Cut) (starring Lilli Carati) (5 stars)

*To Be Twenty (aka Being Twenty) (1978) (Censored Cut aka Theatrical Cut) (English Dub) (starring Gloria Guida) (1.5 stars)

*To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday (starring Michelle Pfeiffer) (2 stars)

*To Have and to Hold (starring Jessica Lowndes) (1.5 stars)

*Tomorrow Never Dies (starring Michelle Yeoh) (3 stars)

*Top Gun (1986) (directed by Tony Scott, starring Kelly McGillis) (3 stars)

*To Rome with Love (2012) (written, directed by, and starring Woody Allen) (2 stars)

*Total Recall (1990) (starring Sharon Stone, Rachel Ticotin, Ronny Cox, and Michael Ironside) (5 stars)

*Total Recall (2012 remake) (Extended Director’s Cut) (starring Kate Beckinsale) (1 star)

*Tourist, The (directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp) (0.5 stars)

*Transformers (2007) (directed by Michael Bay, starring Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf) (2 stars)

*Tree of Life, The (2011) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Jessica Chastain) (1 star)

*Tree of Life, The (2011) (Extended Cut) (written and directed by Terrence Malick) (1 star)

*Trick ’r Treat (2007) (starring Dylan Baker) (4.5 stars)

*Troll 2 (1990) (starring Deborah Reed, directed by Claudio Fragasso) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*True Lies (1994) (starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Tia Carrere) (4 stars)

*True Romance (1993) (Unrated Director’s Cut) (starring Gary Oldman and Christopher Walken) (4.5 stars)

*Turkish Spider-Man (aka 3 dev adam) (aka Three Giant Men) (starring Tevfik Sen) (Unintentionally Hilarious!) (3 stars)

*12 Monkeys (1995) (starring Madeleine Stowe and Bruce Willis) (4.5 stars)

*24 Hour Party People (2002) (directed by Michael Winterbottom) (4 stars)

*2 Fast 2 Furious (starring Paul Walker) (0.5 stars)

*2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) (149 Minute Cut) (directed by Stanley Kubrick) (5 stars)

*Under Siege (starring Steven Seagal) (4 stars)

*Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (starring Steven Seagal) (3.5 stars)

*Unfrosted (2024) (directed by and starring Jerry Seinfeld) (0.5 stars)

*Until the Light Takes Us (2008) (documentary directed by Aaron Aites and Audrey Ewell) (2.5 stars)

*Untold Story, The (aka The Eight Immortals Restaurant: The Untold Story) (aka Bat sin fan dim: Yan yuk cha siu bau) (1993) (Uncut) (starring Anthony Chau-Sang Wong) (5 stars)

*Up in the Air (2009) (directed by Jason Reitman, starring Vera Farmiga) (5 stars)

*Valkyrie (2008) (directed by Bryan Singer, starring Tom Cruise) (3.5 stars)

*Vampyros Lesbos (1971) (directed by Jess Franco, starring Soledad Miranda) (4 stars)

*VelociPastor, The (2018) (written and directed by Brendan Steere, starring Alyssa Kempinski) (4 stars)

*Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, A (2011) (Extended Cut) (starring Danny Trejo) (3.5 stars)

*V for Vendetta (2005) (starring Natalie Portman and Stephen Rea) (1 star)

*Vicky Cristina Barcelona (written and directed by Woody Allen, starring Rebecca Hall and Penélope Cruz) (3.5 stars)

*Videodrome (1983) (Uncut) (starring James Woods and Debbie Harry) (5 stars)

*Visitor Q (aka Bijitâ Q) (2001) (starring Kazushi Watanabe) (4 stars)

*Wackness, The (starring Olivia Thirlby and Ben Kingsley) (4 stars)

*Wagons East (1994) (starring John Candy and Ellen Greene) (3 stars)

*Waiting for Guffman (starring Parker Posey) (3.5 stars)

*Warriors, The (1979) (Director’s Cut) (starring Deborah Van Valkenburgh) (1.5 stars)

*Watchmen (2009) (Ultimate Cut) (starring Malin Akerman and Carla Gugino) (4 stars)

*Wedding Crashers (2005) (Unrated Uncorked Edition) (starring Jane Seymour) (3.5 stars)

*Wedding Singer, The (starring Adam Sandler) (1.5 stars)

*Weiner (documentary featuring Huma Abedin) (4 stars)

*Weird Science (starring Kelly LeBrock, Suzanne Snyder, and Judie Aronson) (4 stars)

*Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995) (starring Heather Matarazzo) (5 stars)

*Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (aka A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: New Nightmare) (aka New Nightmare) (1994) (starring Heather Langenkamp and Tracy Middendorf) (3.5 stars)

*We Were Soldiers (starring Mel Gibson and Madeleine Stowe) (2.5 stars)

*What Dreams May Come (1998) (starring Robin Williams and Rosalind Chao) (5 stars)

*Whatever Works (written and directed by Woody Allen, starring Larry David) (0.5 stars)

*What Have You Done to Solange? (1972) (starring Camille Keaton) (3 stars)

*What’s Your Number? (starring Anna Faris) (1 star)

*When Night is Falling (1995) (written and directed by Patricia Rozema, starring Pascale Bussières) (4 stars)

*When Sparks Fly (starring Meghan Markle) (1 star)

*Whiplash (starring J.K. Simmons) (4.5 stars)

*White Bird in a Blizzard (starring Eva Green) (5 stars)

*White Chicks (2004) (Unrated and Uncut Edition) (starring Jennifer Carpenter) (4 stars)

*Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (starring Bob Hoskins, voiced by Kathleen Turner) (5 stars)

*Who’s That Knocking at My Door? (1967) (directed by Martin Scorsese) (2.5 stars)

*Wicker Man, The (1973) (Final Cut) (starring Ingrid Pitt and Britt Ekland) (3.5 stars)

*Wicker Man, The (1973) (Extended Cut) (starring Edward Woodward) (3.5 stars)

*Wicker Man, The (2006 remake) (Theatrical Cut) (starring Molly Parker) (3.5 stars)

*Wicker Man, The (2006 remake) (Unrated) (starring Leelee Sobieski) (3.5 stars)

*Wild at Heart (1990) (directed by David Lynch, starring Nicolas Cage) (3.5 stars)

*Woke Up Dead (starring Krysten Ritter) (2.5 stars)

*Wolf of Wall Street, The (2013) (directed by Martin Scorsese, starring Leonardo DiCaprio) (2 stars)

*Wonder Boys (starring Michael Douglas) (5 stars)

*Woodchipper Massacre (1988) (directed by and starring Jon McBride) (2.5 stars)

*World Is Not Enough, The (starring Sophie Marceau) (2.5 stars)

*World’s Greatest Dad (2009) (starring Robin Williams, Alexie Gilmore and Daryl Sabara) (5 stars)

*Wrong Guy, The (1997) (starring Dave Foley and Colm Feore) (5 stars)

*Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) (starring Bianca Bradey) (3.5 stars)

*Yes Men, The (2003) (documentary featuring Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno) (5 stars)

*Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (aka Ieri, oggi, domani) (1963) (starring Sophia Loren) (0.5 stars)

*Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (aka Time After Time) (starring Richard Thomas) (4 stars)

*Young People Fucking (aka YPF) (starring Carly Pope) (3.5 stars)

*You’re Next (2011) (starring Sharni Vinson and Wendy Glenn) (3 stars)

*Your Highness (2011) (Unrated) (starring Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel) (4.5 stars)

*Youth in Revolt (starring Michael Cera and Rooney Mara) (2.5 stars)

*Y tu mamá también (2001) (Uncut) (starring Maribel Verdú, Diego Luna, and Gael García Bernal) (5 stars)

*Z (starring Irene Papas) (4.5 stars)

*Zandalee (starring Erika Anderson and Nicolas Cage) (3.5 stars)

*Zardoz (1974) (starring Charlotte Rampling and Sean Connery) (4 stars)

*Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985) (directed by Peter Greenaway) (1 star)

*Zelig (1983) (written, directed by, and starring Woody Allen) (3 stars)

*Zero Years, The (written and directed by Nikos Nikolaidis, starring Eftyhia Giakoumi) (2 stars)

*Zombi 2 (aka Zombie) (aka Zombie Flesh Eaters) (1979) (Uncut) (directed by Lucio Fulci) (3 stars)

*Zombie Apocalypse (starring Ving Rhames) (3.5 stars)

*Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption (starring Alicia Clark) (2 stars)

*Zombieland (2009) (starring Emma Stone and Amber Heard) (1.5 stars)

*Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) (starring Zoey Deutch and Rosario Dawson) (3 stars)

*Zombie Night (starring Daryl Hannah) (4 stars)

*Zombi Holocaust (1980) (Uncut) (directed by Marino Girolami) (3 stars)

*Zombi Holocaust (1980) (Doctor Butcher MD Cut) (starring Sherry Buchanan) (3 stars)