(written by Terry MacNeil, on February 21-22, 2024)
In case you, dear reader, were wondering – I am a heterosexual male. And I don’t have a sex life to speak of – unless consuming porn counts. But I seem to find the sex lives of every human on Earth interesting in one way or another – perhaps because I’m a Virgin Wizard. One of my best friends is a homosexual male – and he always worries about grossing me out, when he talks about his sex life (my guess is, he’s grossed out heterosexual men in the past). And I always have to say (paraphrased): “You won’t gross me out. And go into as much detail as you feel comfortable.” Hearing descriptions of homosexual males fucking doesn’t arouse me sexually – though I find the descriptions fascinating. And no disrespect to the male homosexual community, but I get way more enjoyment from hearing about the sex lives of women than I do of men. That’s because I’m also a pervert. While chatting with my male homosexual friend back in the day, we discussed our preferred body types. I assumed he’d say a gay dude that’s built like Arnold Schwarzenegger – but he said no, which surprised me. And he was surprised when I said I don’t have a preferred female body type.
Before I go further into detail, I must mention an old episode I saw of the CBC TV show The Hour (with George Stroumboulopoulos). I saw this particular episode about… fifteen years ago, I guess. And George was in front of a magazine rack, chatting with the incredibly hot actress Sitara Hewitt about what was featured on the magazine covers. Since most of the magazines featured female models on their covers, this inspired Ms. Hewitt to ask George what his preferred female body type was. I don’t remember George’s exact words – but he said something like this: “I don’t have a preferred female body type – I appreciate all female body types.” And then Ms. Hewitt accused George of lying. Personally, I think George was exaggerating – so in the end, I’d say his answer was less than honest. Do I think he’d fuck a “fat chick”? I doubt it.
As for me? I love slender women. But I also love full-figured women (though NOT obese women). And a former friend of mine would refer to “athletic” women who had muscular legs as having “soccer legs” (which he considered a turnoff, much to my amusement). One HUGE problem – many slender women have SMALL tits. But for me, there’s something that is WAY MORE IMPORTANT than body type – and that’s face. I can handle a woman with small tits as long as her face impresses me (aka a pretty face). That’s because as far as I go – THE FACE is the most arousing feature on EVERY woman. A woman’s body is completely irrelevant, if I don’t like her face. And this will sound terrible – but I doubt I could handle a woman with a typically short middle-aged female haircut (in that case I’d prefer her to shave her head, but that’s just me).
Anyway, today I was in town (for the first time in over a month). When I was on my way to check bread prices, my jaw almost hit the floor when I walked past an “athletic” female – big ass, big tits, wide hips, “soccer legs”, great face, etc. Well, I tried to AVOID ogling her – although some of her physical features left an impression on me. I’m not sure it would be appropriate to say she was “THICC” (that said, that’s youngster lingo with which I’m not familiar enough). The thing is, she had a body type that I had not seen with my own eyes in SO LONG – that it drove me mad with lust. I had seen various slender mothers earlier in the day – and yes, I checked them out. But most of the mothers I saw today were quite thin. None of the mothers were “athletic”.
Is variety the spice of life? I say yes, but only if I’d hit it. Ⓐ
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